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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Even if it was a 2700 lb round steel ball instead of an AP shell, I don't think anybody'll want to be in that turret when the thing impacts at 2800 FPS... The sheer shock and concussion in that turret would probably turn internal organs inside out and explode eyeballs out of heads... Concussion produces some of the most gruesome and appalling injuries ever seen, up there with high voltage electrocution...

Joe Biden read that and thought you were talking about a 9mm handgun.
 
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business and one of the hookers said "Yep, it"s gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air". The other hooker looked at her and said "No, no. I just burped.

I told my wife not to get upset when people called her fat. I said "You're bigger than that".
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A man goes to Thailand and picks up a lovely new wife. A year later his friend at the golf club asks "How's that lovely wife you picked up in Thailand?" "She's been a bit ill lately". "Oh, I am sorry what's wrong with her?" "Prostate cancer