Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business and one of the hookers said "Yep, it"s gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air". The other hooker looked at her and said "No, no. I just burped.

I told my wife not to get upset when people called her fat. I said "You're bigger than that".
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A man goes to Thailand and picks up a lovely new wife. A year later his friend at the golf club asks "How's that lovely wife you picked up in Thailand?" "She's been a bit ill lately". "Oh, I am sorry what's wrong with her?" "Prostate cancer
 
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