That's over at the Walmart "white trash" aisle.....wait I mean the whole store.Where’s my sketchy AF broke ass white trash section?
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Join the contestThat's over at the Walmart "white trash" aisle.....wait I mean the whole store.Where’s my sketchy AF broke ass white trash section?
I've had the pleasure of meeting Retired General Paul Tibbets before he passed away. He had a table at the Tulsa Gun Show several years ago and was selling books. A great man in many ways.Its almost over...International Fuck Around and Find Out Day!
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Lots of classes don't run themNo wheelie bars?
Absolutely incorrect… Prior to any of the vaccines being available we were seeing blood clotting in patients left and right.I would suspect COVID does not cause blood clotting at all, and once again they attributing symptoms of an experimental shot or treatment to the disease.
I don't think focusing on 'one' thing like blood clots gives a true picture, need to look at ALL deaths, since other people develope other complications. Look at the Insurance death ratesAbsolutely incorrect… Prior to any of the vaccines being available we were seeing blood clotting in patients left and right.
Good looking gal, shame about the snot ring.
Absolutely incorrect… Prior to any of the vaccines being available we were seeing blood clotting in patients left and right.
Wiley Coyote ??I read this in an email; not sure if accurate, but was wondering if someone is missing a member
Now, the winner of this year's Darwin Award (awarded, as always, posthumously):
The Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The wreckage resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it was a car.
The type of car was unidentifiable at the scene. Police investigators finally pieced together the mystery. An amateur rocket scientist.... Had somehow gotten hold of a JATO bottle (Jet Assisted Take Off, actually a solid fuel rocket)
That is used to give heavy military transport planes an extra 'push' for taking off from short airfields. He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to the car, jumped in, got up some speed and fired off the JATO!
The facts as best as could be determined are that the operator of the 1967 Impala hit the JATO ignition at a distance of approximately 3.0 miles from the crash site. This was established by the scorched and melted asphalt at that location.
The JATO, if operating properly, would have reached maximum thrust within 5 seconds, causing the Chevy to reach speeds well in excess of 350 mph and continuing at full power for an additional 20 -25 seconds.
The driver, and soon to be pilot, would have experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog fighting F -14 jocks under full afterburners, causing him to become irrelevant for the remainder of the event.
However, the automobile remained on the straight highway for about 2.5 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied and completely melted the brakes, blowing the tires and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface,
then becoming airborne for an additional 1.4 miles and impacting the cliff face at a height of 125 feet leaving a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock.
Most of the driver's remains were not recoverable. However, small fragments of bone, teeth and hair were extracted from the crater, and fingernail and bone shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.
Epilogue: It has been calculated that this moron attained a ground speed of approximately 420-mph, though much of his voyage was not actually on the ground.
You couldn't make this stuff up, could you?
High stumping rookie.
This story is older than Joe Biden.I read this in an email; not sure if accurate, but was wondering if someone is missing a member
Now, the winner of this year's Darwin Award (awarded, as always, posthumously):
The Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The wreckage resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it was a car.
The type of car was unidentifiable at the scene. Police investigators finally pieced together the mystery. An amateur rocket scientist.... Had somehow gotten hold of a JATO bottle (Jet Assisted Take Off, actually a solid fuel rocket)
That is used to give heavy military transport planes an extra 'push' for taking off from short airfields. He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to the car, jumped in, got up some speed and fired off the JATO!
The facts as best as could be determined are that the operator of the 1967 Impala hit the JATO ignition at a distance of approximately 3.0 miles from the crash site. This was established by the scorched and melted asphalt at that location.
The JATO, if operating properly, would have reached maximum thrust within 5 seconds, causing the Chevy to reach speeds well in excess of 350 mph and continuing at full power for an additional 20 -25 seconds.
The driver, and soon to be pilot, would have experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog fighting F -14 jocks under full afterburners, causing him to become irrelevant for the remainder of the event.
However, the automobile remained on the straight highway for about 2.5 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied and completely melted the brakes, blowing the tires and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface,
then becoming airborne for an additional 1.4 miles and impacting the cliff face at a height of 125 feet leaving a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock.
Most of the driver's remains were not recoverable. However, small fragments of bone, teeth and hair were extracted from the crater, and fingernail and bone shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.
Epilogue: It has been calculated that this moron attained a ground speed of approximately 420-mph, though much of his voyage was not actually on the ground.
You couldn't make this stuff up, could you?
Proving it's not the size of the tool but how you use it.
He could be teaching her how to change her own tire in case she is alone.
With a baby on her leg?He could be teaching her how to change her own tire in case she is alone.
She is Supervising and performing QA!
I read this in an email; not sure if accurate, but was wondering if someone is missing a member
Now, the winner of this year's Darwin Award (awarded, as always, posthumously):
The Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The wreckage resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it was a car.
The type of car was unidentifiable at the scene. Police investigators finally pieced together the mystery. An amateur rocket scientist.... Had somehow gotten hold of a JATO bottle (Jet Assisted Take Off, actually a solid fuel rocket)
That is used to give heavy military transport planes an extra 'push' for taking off from short airfields. He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to the car, jumped in, got up some speed and fired off the JATO!
The facts as best as could be determined are that the operator of the 1967 Impala hit the JATO ignition at a distance of approximately 3.0 miles from the crash site. This was established by the scorched and melted asphalt at that location.
The JATO, if operating properly, would have reached maximum thrust within 5 seconds, causing the Chevy to reach speeds well in excess of 350 mph and continuing at full power for an additional 20 -25 seconds.
The driver, and soon to be pilot, would have experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog fighting F -14 jocks under full afterburners, causing him to become irrelevant for the remainder of the event.
However, the automobile remained on the straight highway for about 2.5 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied and completely melted the brakes, blowing the tires and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface,
then becoming airborne for an additional 1.4 miles and impacting the cliff face at a height of 125 feet leaving a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock.
Most of the driver's remains were not recoverable. However, small fragments of bone, teeth and hair were extracted from the crater, and fingernail and bone shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.
Epilogue: It has been calculated that this moron attained a ground speed of approximately 420-mph, though much of his voyage was not actually on the ground.
You couldn't make this stuff up, could you?
She’s picking up his sandwhichShe's showing him where she hit the curb.
The pilots squadron probably had to pay reparations for a cow killed on a training bombing run and his ground crew couldn’t and shouldn’t pass up the chance to bust their balls about it.
There are spitoons and there are spitoons…
The pilots squadron probably had to pay reparations for a cow killed on a training bombing run and his ground crew couldn’t and shouldn’t pass up the chance to bust their balls about it.
Need a white trash version of that, for you know...diversity.
During offshore training on the M-2’s a seagull turned into a cloud of feathers, the person on the gun stopped shooting and the deck and bridge crews all stood there silently for a minute (seagulls are federally protected) and I’m pretty sure that the VHS tape of that particular training evolution threw itself off the side of the ship (our XO was a wise man).Back in the 80s an AC130 had a moose (briefly) painted on the side.
You’re welcomeNeed a white trash version of that, for you know...diversity.