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Sexy little Oompa Loompa looking ass best quit playing...INSERT "GETTING A LITTLE ON THE SIDE" JOKE HERE:
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(Ever wanted to bang twins? A little....)
Actually… Yeah it takes a shitload of time to go from 80% to 100%… Probably 45 minutes. It’s like a big freaking iPad…. and not one of the new cool ones.And, another couple of hours to obtain 100%?![]()
"What does these colors mean on this fuze, Jeb?" "No clue, Cooter."
I am remarkably aware of midgets in my environment. Remarkably. Like I can smell midgets from some distance and immediately begin operation "squid" by pooping my pants as a defensive reflex.
I can tell you, pooping your pants works a certain percentage of the time against assailants that haven't worked as Walmart greeters or elderly care specialists....but it works 100% of the time against midgets. You see, they are practically at eye level to my used food dispenser and they are much more powerfully affected.
I do this for one simple reason - I almost got my ass kicked by a midget once. You see, a midget can punch you in the nuts...shit, foods ready.
I gotta run.
Its only an hour total to 100%. If I wait 30 minutes at the gas station for the air bubbles etc to settle on my f150 I can squeeze in another gallon does that mean that it takes 35 minets to fill up!And, another couple of hours to obtain 100%?![]()
OP said 80%. Notice question mark on my comment - I was asking a question. And, maybe a GMC or Chrysler product would accept that last gallon sooner?Its only an hour total to 100%. If I wait 30 minutes at the gas station for the air bubbles etc to settle on my f150 I can squeeze in another gallon does that mean that it takes 35 minets to fill up!
That’s what they are supposed to look like ..not what you see walking in stores lol
They both survived. That was filmed on a Russian movie set where they used a real grenade and had no idea what it was going to do. If you search YouTube you should be able to find the whole video,Did anyone live through that?
Definitely extra stabby. Cross the street and avoid eye contact.
Pucker factor probably made a nice suction seal.....
Just like in a divorce, first one to file is the victim.Make a complaint to HR so that is documented. That (pretend finger gun) would be enough to get on HR’s shit list.
I don't know where it ended up during our move but I have a Polaroid of me and two midget (female) strippers from when my buddy and I went to see their show.
Of course, you’ll spend a shit load of money filling that F150 up.Its only an hour total to 100%. If I wait 30 minutes at the gas station for the air bubbles etc to settle on my f150 I can squeeze in another gallon does that mean that it takes 35 minets to fill up!
The other one looks mighty study
I'd volunteer to be the poleI don't know where it ended up during our move but I have a Polaroid of me and two midget (female) strippers from when my buddy and I went to see their show.
Tell us where the bad midget clown touched you when you were a little kid. Do you have problems watching The Wizard of Oz of Willy Wonka?
Just an FYI, I would be careful about reporting your feelings to Frank.
He has some kind of harness looking shit around his legs. Maybe there's a hook.
Is this still available?
Doubt they sleep with gay men like you.Is this still available?
Could be but I have seen the real things make moves like that.