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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

I have the weirdest boner right now…. 🤣

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If you do then your skirt hides it pretty well, welcome back from Thailand.
 
Maaan, midgets turn on a warning alarm in my brain. Like, I’m sure the above pics are adults, but my brain sees children and I start feeling defensive and angry. Not reporting anything because i’m no bitch or snitch, but i feel compelled to stand on a soapbox and say not for me.
 
Maaan, midgets turn on a warning alarm in my brain. Like, I’m sure the above pics are adults, but my brain sees children and I start feeling defensive and angry. Not reporting anything because i’m no bitch or snitch, but i feel compelled to stand on a soapbox and say not for me.
It’s pretty weird you equate a short obvious adult to a child, sounds like some personal issues.

Dwarves want to fuck too, they are normal folks just fun sized.
 
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Maaan, midgets turn on a warning alarm in my brain. Like, I’m sure the above pics are adults, but my brain sees children and I start feeling defensive and angry. Not reporting anything because i’m no bitch or snitch, but i feel compelled to stand on a soapbox and say not for me.
Tell us where the bad midget clown touched you when you were a little kid. Do you have problems watching The Wizard of Oz of Willy Wonka?

Just an FYI, I would be careful about reporting your feelings to Frank.

 
Maaan, midgets turn on a warning alarm in my brain. Like, I’m sure the above pics are adults, but my brain sees children and I start feeling defensive and angry. Not reporting anything because i’m no bitch or snitch, but i feel compelled to stand on a soapbox and say not for me.
Would you rather look at Dirty D's fat girl collection?
 
Saw a scene similar in a Buenos Aires restaurant. Fantastic steaks. HUGE quantities of food. Could smell it 3 blocks away. That;'s how we found it..by smell! Could see the fire/meat from a big picture window out front. Good advertising.
They used to have shirts (maybe they still do) that said "you can smell our pits from miles away"
 
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Maaan, midgets turn on a warning alarm in my brain. Like, I’m sure the above pics are adults, but my brain sees children and I start feeling defensive and angry. Not reporting anything because i’m no bitch or snitch, but i feel compelled to stand on a soapbox and say not for me.
I am remarkably aware of midgets in my environment. Remarkably. Like I can smell midgets from some distance and immediately begin operation "squid" by pooping my pants as a defensive reflex.

I can tell you, pooping your pants works a certain percentage of the time against assailants that haven't worked as Walmart greeters or elderly care specialists....but it works 100% of the time against midgets. You see, they are practically at eye level to my used food dispenser and they are much more powerfully affected.

I do this for one simple reason - I almost got my ass kicked by a midget once. You see, a midget can punch you in the nuts...shit, foods ready.

I gotta run.
 
Only a few things left to do my man:

1. Bring in some black coffee in a Gadsden flag mug or something similar.
2. Ask him what the pronouns are that the monkeypox wants to go by.
3. Since he is getting his Harris worship on, you should dig up a picture of Trump shaking hands with Putin.
4. Put up a picture of Joe falling off his bike.

All but the second are vague and indirect. The show will soon start once these are put in place and observed repeatedly over time.
Grab a Quote from Joe Brown, talking about what Harris did to him..