Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Would be a good story I guess.

Can I choose my own?
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Maaan, midgets turn on a warning alarm in my brain. Like, I’m sure the above pics are adults, but my brain sees children and I start feeling defensive and angry. Not reporting anything because i’m no bitch or snitch, but i feel compelled to stand on a soapbox and say not for me.
Tell us where the bad midget clown touched you when you were a little kid. Do you have problems watching The Wizard of Oz of Willy Wonka?

Just an FYI, I would be careful about reporting your feelings to Frank.

 
Maaan, midgets turn on a warning alarm in my brain. Like, I’m sure the above pics are adults, but my brain sees children and I start feeling defensive and angry. Not reporting anything because i’m no bitch or snitch, but i feel compelled to stand on a soapbox and say not for me.
Would you rather look at Dirty D's fat girl collection?
 
Saw a scene similar in a Buenos Aires restaurant. Fantastic steaks. HUGE quantities of food. Could smell it 3 blocks away. That;'s how we found it..by smell! Could see the fire/meat from a big picture window out front. Good advertising.
They used to have shirts (maybe they still do) that said "you can smell our pits from miles away"
 
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Maaan, midgets turn on a warning alarm in my brain. Like, I’m sure the above pics are adults, but my brain sees children and I start feeling defensive and angry. Not reporting anything because i’m no bitch or snitch, but i feel compelled to stand on a soapbox and say not for me.
I am remarkably aware of midgets in my environment. Remarkably. Like I can smell midgets from some distance and immediately begin operation "squid" by pooping my pants as a defensive reflex.

I can tell you, pooping your pants works a certain percentage of the time against assailants that haven't worked as Walmart greeters or elderly care specialists....but it works 100% of the time against midgets. You see, they are practically at eye level to my used food dispenser and they are much more powerfully affected.

I do this for one simple reason - I almost got my ass kicked by a midget once. You see, a midget can punch you in the nuts...shit, foods ready.

I gotta run.
 
Only a few things left to do my man:

1. Bring in some black coffee in a Gadsden flag mug or something similar.
2. Ask him what the pronouns are that the monkeypox wants to go by.
3. Since he is getting his Harris worship on, you should dig up a picture of Trump shaking hands with Putin.
4. Put up a picture of Joe falling off his bike.

All but the second are vague and indirect. The show will soon start once these are put in place and observed repeatedly over time.
Grab a Quote from Joe Brown, talking about what Harris did to him..
 
And, another couple of hours to obtain 100%?😉
Actually… Yeah it takes a shitload of time to go from 80% to 100%… Probably 45 minutes. It’s like a big freaking iPad…. and not one of the new cool ones.

Now, on the other hand, if you have access to only a 6 kW charger… It’s about 11 hours to charge the car.

At about $.13 a kilowatt hour… from 0% to 100% charge is ~$10 for 300 miles.

Conversely, 300 mile in my Subaru Ascent would cost me ~$63 in gas.

It’s a shitload cheaper to charge an electric vehicle than it is to buy gasoline even when it’s not four dollars a gallon. The United States has a boatload of charging stations throughout the entire country on all of the major highways coast to coast As well and up and down the coasts.

I do laugh when some idiot walks up to me and says “I’m really impressed with your green vehicle.”

I generally have one or two responses depending on how insanely crunchy the person is:

”Do you really think my car is tremendously carbon neutral? Have you seen how much plastic is in this thing… Never mind what happens when we have to figure out how to recycle these batteries?”

( obviously we have a tremendous infrastructure for recycling existing vehicles… And we’re gonna have to catch up with a newer technology, which will happen eventually. )

” yeah, my car might be green… But I’m increasing America’s carbon footprint one round at a time. I love my guns “

😉
 
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I am remarkably aware of midgets in my environment. Remarkably. Like I can smell midgets from some distance and immediately begin operation "squid" by pooping my pants as a defensive reflex.

I can tell you, pooping your pants works a certain percentage of the time against assailants that haven't worked as Walmart greeters or elderly care specialists....but it works 100% of the time against midgets. You see, they are practically at eye level to my used food dispenser and they are much more powerfully affected.

I do this for one simple reason - I almost got my ass kicked by a midget once. You see, a midget can punch you in the nuts...shit, foods ready.

I gotta run.
 
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Its only an hour total to 100%. If I wait 30 minutes at the gas station for the air bubbles etc to settle on my f150 I can squeeze in another gallon does that mean that it takes 35 minets to fill up!
OP said 80%. Notice question mark on my comment - I was asking a question. And, maybe a GMC or Chrysler product would accept that last gallon sooner?😉
 
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