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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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The good ol' days when you could trade a 5-pound can of coffee for darn near anything in the shipyard.
True story:
When I was a boot ensign (back in the days of sail), I had a bunch of electronic warfare equipment that was so old the Smithsonian had first dibs on it. Never could get the funds to repair it.
On day my PO6 (Motley -- he lived up to his name -- I'll always remember him with a smile) said he had gotten about $10,000 worth of parts to fix the the equipment. I said that was great and started to walk out of CIC. Then, like Columbo, I turned back and asked "How did you get $10,000 worth of parts?"
"I traded a case of steaks for them," he said.
"Ok," I replied and started to leave again. And, as before, turned back and asked "Where did you get a case of steaks?"
"Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies," Motley said.
I remembered that for the rest of my time in the service. Damn good advice.
Cheers,
Richard
Every time we pulled into a Navy base we stole everything not nailed down and a few things that were, the cutter rode a little heavier on the way out to sea.
Oh look everybody, it's casual day at 1J04's dept.
Totally uncalled for. Din do nuth'n to you man.
I'm so sorry you big
Well, at least it's a cute Baby. Coulda been so much worse. You're getting soft (lol) in your old age.
I'm changing therapists
Same here...My 41st birthday present..non OEM parts
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I'm so sorry you big
Pretty sure that is what he looked like after doing the propane shuffle. Only with less hair of course.
When, apparently, the hipster lumberjack, the hipster steam locomotive engineer, the hipster amish farmer and the hipster civil war veteran looks.... aren't quite trendy enough!
Some liberal horse shit that popped up on my FB feed. Fucking stupid shits have to do some mental gymnastics to ignore all of Kim's human rights violations, nuclear treaty violations, and trail of dead bodies.
Some liberal horse shit that popped up on my FB feed. Fucking stupid shits have to do some mental gymnastics to ignore all of Kim's human rights violations, nuclear treaty violations, and trail of dead bodies.
Yea, I have quietly figured out that 2+2 pretty much never equals 4 outside of math class.
5 lbs of our coffee was the ultimate comshaw in the yard. You had to make internal deals first on your ship to get the coffee. It was entertaining.
That pic reminds me of a former WiFi ID we used for a while. After I moved in with Rebecca, we changed our ID name to :
FBI surveillance van 4.
It was the same day I parked my truck out on her street.
Wonder how many neighbors and kids freaked out over that one?
1J04 would be in the hospital about 15 seconds in to that. He needs to finish his recovery first before trying out the new jungle gym.
Someone is ready for her favorite jailer to get off work.
You dirty bastards. Stealing my material AND hurting my feelings. I was just looking at this at Imgur and was contemplating what to do with it, no not like that, like posting up. Anywho maybe Nom Nom Nom?
PS: Have I told you how much I hate you lately? Hmmm? As in "what's bigger than a whole fuck'n bunch"? Yep, it's that much, and a pinch (hee hee hee) more.
Hey, got one for ya and there's actually a tad of truth to it, on my part. Ready? Ok
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Me and Shark got something in common. When I was in school I use to bang like half of the Girls Gym Class and Shark use to bang half the Class named Gym.
Me and Shark got something in common. When I was in school I use to bang like half of the Girls Gym Class and Shark use to bang half the Class named Gym who?
Shit. That didn't work out to good, but you get where I'm coming from right?
PSS: Shark likes Men.
Not knowing her age I'm gonna play it safe and just say "OH TO BE YOUNG AGAIN", even for just a couple days.
...inane ramblings of an incredibly sexually repressed man...
PSS: Shark likes Men.
Oh yeah, let's compare notes on how many times each of us has checked an inmates prison purse, I'll start the festivities off with 0, how 'bout you jailer daddy?
The last time that 1J04 tried to check a prison purse he got banned for life from the local Jr. High School.
Someone is ready for her favorite jailer to get off work.
Now that is what I would call flexible.........what could a man do with that?
Depending on criminal history, 10-20.
I'm not gonna say what I been thinking. Nope. Mums the word over here.
Oh my... Clean up needed on aisle 6 please... (read as a request for a "positive washdown" please...)
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