Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Dirty D]

Worst part about that gif up above is it's DirtyD's hands on PPB's ass.

You are so jealous of me putting my hands on anyone else, how many times do I have to tell you it's not a committed relationship if you pay me to drop steaming corn rolls on your face? Do I need to have Maser repost the video as a reminder?!

 

[1J04]

finger twister? For the win !!!! Epic

 

[1J04]

You are so jealous of me putting my hands on anyone else, how many times do I have to tell you it's not a committed relationship if you pay me to drop steaming corn rolls on your face? Do I need to have Maser repost the video as a reminder?!

Shirley ewe jest. It's not that apparent, is it? And as far as your cum stain that mutated brethren, ya, NO.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Yes but to do it correctly you have to use a thumb and two middle fingers. Amateurs use the pinky and two fingers.

That's the reason both parts are so close together, you can carry them like a six pack.

 

[Supersubes]

The Eyes of Eagles







An eagle's flight from the top of the world's tallest building to his handler below. An eagle was fitted with a camera and released from the top of the 2,715 foot Burj Khalifa tower in Dubai.




The eagle has no idea where the tiny speck of land was that his handler is standing on or what it looked like among all of the other islands and buildings and people. Somehow from that altitude, the eagle actually picks out and recognizes the trainer from all of the other objects, people, etc. You can see him looking, looking, looking for the trainer, completely invisible to a human eye and the camera, then fold his/her wings and then drops like a bullet straight to that trainer... very cool.




What surprised the experts is not only how efficiently the eagle spots his trainer from that altitude, but how smooth its flight is with no camera shake whatsoever, even when it goes into a power dive.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/6g95E4VSfj0?rel=0

 

[1J04]

The Eyes of Eagles







An eagle's flight from the top of the world's tallest building to his handler below. An eagle was fitted with a camera and released from the top of the 2,715 foot Burj Khalifa tower in Dubai.




The eagle has no idea where the tiny speck of land was that his handler is standing on or what it looked like among all of the other islands and buildings and people. Somehow from that altitude, the eagle actually picks out and recognizes the trainer from all of the other objects, people, etc. You can see him looking, looking, looking for the trainer, completely invisible to a human eye and the camera, then fold his/her wings and then drops like a bullet straight to that trainer... very cool.




What surprised the experts is not only how efficiently the eagle spots his trainer from that altitude, but how smooth its flight is with no camera shake whatsoever, even when it goes into a power dive.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/6g95E4VSfj0?rel=0

Absolutely amazing. Great vid.

 

[168BTHPM]

The Eyes of Eagles


https://www.youtube.com/embed/6g95E4VSfj0?rel=0

Really cool video.

 

[1J04]

Really cool video.

You see how that Bird kept looking up and around at the Tower it was released from? Just kept on scanning and scanning and scanning all over the damn place, then WHAM, there he is. You're right, again , really cool vid. I'd love to see just exactly how that camera was fixed to the Eagle cuz it didn't move for squat.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Philly... it's like that:

Officer Friendly: "I've got blues and two's... and a K-9. Noone is going to mess with my cruiser!"

Cat: "Hold my beer and watch this!"

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Barneybdb]

Day 3 in Tucker's pond and he has not noticed yet?

 

[diverdon]

Day 3 in Tucker's pond and he has not noticed yet?

I heard Tucker told his wife he was cooking swan for dinner!

 

[Cartman]

Leaving little doubt the Greeks invented wrestling.

Olympic sport? Yah right. Glad I didn't like wrestling.

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[Cartman]

Yes but to do it correctly you have to use a thumb and two middle fingers. Amateurs use the pinky and two fingers.

"Dad, can you give me some pointers for my date with Shelly tonight?
"Son, if you can hold a bowling ball, you can do this."

 

[Cartman]

That's the reason both parts are so close together, you can carry them like a six pack.

Who puts the shitter so close to the snack bar?

 

[1J04]

Day 3 in Tucker's pond and he has not noticed yet?

Hilarious!! Nice job.

 

[1J04]

Starting the day off right. Too damn funny.

 

[Tucker301]

Day 3 in Tucker's pond and he has not noticed yet?

I've been feeding that motherfucker!

 

[1J04]

I've been feeding that motherfucker!

Honey, the Swan just asked me for a roll of TP. Those filthy Geese have never done that. Maybe we could keep'm n housebreak'm.
Trojan Swan!

 

[Flyingbullseye]

[No message]

 

[2ndamendfan]

Pray he makes it home safe and soon!!!

 

[Dirty D]

I've been feeding that motherfucker!

Time to go Dick Cheney that fat goose.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Cheney_hunting_incident

 

[168BTHPM]

Not what I expected at all.

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[168BTHPM]

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[Cartman]

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My wife didn't come to this country until she was a teenager. And didn't speak any English when she got here. So some things, especially idioms and jokes, we take for granted are lost on her. I remembered an old joke after watching this gif and said "hey honey, how do you keep black kids from bouncing on the bed?" She says, a little annoyed at the question and, frankly, I don't think she understood it was a joke (and she didn't see the gif), replies "I don't know, put Tabasco on the bed?" I laughed even harder at that. Hopefully you guys also married to foreign gals will appreciate it.

 

[MarinePMI]

Flyingbullseye,


Did that recorded voice in a bear for my daughter when those first came out (20 years ago) when I was deployed as well. She still has that bear to this day...

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Maser]

Woah! I used to have that very same type of replica 1858 Army cap & ball revolver. Of course mine actually had a trigger on it.

 

[Dirty D]

I got that same shit too, well except for the guns.

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Flyingbullseye]

Flyingbullseye,


Did that recorded voice in a bear for my daughter when those first came out (20 years ago) when I was deployed as well. She still has that bear to this day...

That's pretty cool, I doubt anyone could pry that bear from her hands even today. Saw this video, allergies kicked in and figured others would like to see it too.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Oh, sorry... I should have put that in Socially Unacceptable....

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Tucker301]

Yale Republicans - 2017 NCAA Div 1 Trolling Champions

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Dirty D]

Oh, sorry... I should have put that in Socially Unacceptable....

Cheers,

Sirhr

Insensitive bastard!

 

[168BTHPM]

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[168BTHPM]

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[1J04]

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I laughed, then got pissed off, then laughed again. Damn you 168 !!!!!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[168BTHPM]

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[168BTHPM]

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[Dirty D]

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Temps were barely above freezing in KS when this happened last weekend, a hundred miles west of there they got a foot of snow at the same time.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

For Tucker....

 

[168BTHPM]

The batter intentionally pulls the bat back into the catchers face on a bunt play trying to cause a pass ball but he gets the worst end of the deal.

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[gigamortis]

Looks like the batter might be out!..................Cold!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Not sure it's exactly motivational... and it's not funny at all. But amid all the whining about monuments... I thought it needed to be shared.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[missed]

No kidding Sirhr screwing with the history of the country and veterans. Bunch of ball less butt suckers

 

[hermosabeach]

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[Dirty D]

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There must have been a spider on that plane.