Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.
Without pause the barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.
Without pause the barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.
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This picture really pisses me off. According to Back ToThe Future II, we were supposed to have hover boards by 2015 (REAL ones, not those fake, exploding things that roll on wheels). Here it is already 2017 and I still don't have one yet, or know where I can get one. Yet here is this dude in the foreground, in some third world country no less, riding one like a Boss through streets of mayhem...and it's even INVISIBLE, no less!
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I have been behaving for too long.
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Darwin knows no boundaries there Veer_G. Damn, whole bunch of stupid crazy right there.
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