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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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In High School, this vehicle owner was voted "least likely to survive a routine traffic stop."

I'd really like to do this... but between getting shot at a traffic stop, and everyone trying to steel it, I figured it's a bad idea. Same for my knock off 1918 knuckle knife handle idea for the 4WD shifter on my Jeep, even if I made it so you couldn't possible get it off, that won't stop people from trying.

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A White Russian sounds good
When I was in Korea and they started bringing Russian w̶h̶o̶r̶e̶s̶ bar girls in; a couple of my buddies said, "hey, lets go to 'The Zone' they got a bunch of new Russian girls in". My response, "listen fuckers, I didn't come to Asia to look at white girls".
 
When I was in Korea and they started bringing Russian w̶h̶o̶r̶e̶s̶ bar girls in; a couple of my buddies said, "hey, lets go to 'The Zone' they got a bunch of new Russian girls in". My response, "listen fuckers, I didn't come to Asia to look at white girls".
I just wanted a drink not a green card wedding 😆
 
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.