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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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4th gear must really be something to see..........Hope that thing has locking casters and comes with an OSHA approved safety vest and hearing protection. Looks like things could get loud.

That contraption reminds me of the dude we busted up here who made himself a... well... sex toy. Out of an aluminum block Buick V8. I ain't making this stuff up. He came within about 1 ounce on the trigger of getting turned into pink mist because he was chasing folks around his yard trying to kill them with a Bobcat... (the bucket loader, not the spotted cat). He gave up about a second before becoming fertilizer.

And, yes, his contraption looked a lot like that.

Some days... restraint pays off. God***amned I need to write a book someday...

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
That contraption reminds me of the dude we busted up here who made himself a... well... sex toy. Out of an aluminum block Buick V8. I ain't making this stuff up. He came within about 1 ounce on the trigger of getting turned into pink mist because he was chasing folks around his yard trying to kill them with a Bobcat... (the bucket loader, not the spotted cat). He gave up about a second before becoming fertilizer.

And, yes, his contraption looked a lot like that.

Some days... restraint pays off. God***amned I need to write a book someday...

Cheers,

Sirhr

I need to write a book someday...

There's no time like the present. You already have a built in audience that apparently have some funds to spare, particularly when it comes to "tales from the crypt" kind of stories.....
 
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Hey man nice shot! Nice shot man!!!!!

Can't stop laughing at the stupidity and irony of these guys. He ACTUALLY said, "They're going to have one of the OB/GYNs come take a look at me, see what happened."
Perfect!! Couldn't have said it better myself! (And he has no clue). I'd love to buy the ER doc who told him that a beer.
And then check the vertical slit in his face mask that opens and closes as he runs his mouth...
And, wait....maybe I've been had and this is satire - at the very end he says his "no no" has swollen up to the size of a ping pong ball!? Surely this is a satirical piece?
To those who thought it was a bean bag - nope, gas canister. And he claimed it was the "Nazis" who did it...meaning the police.
 
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If that is not fake.... then "the Resistance" has to be the most incompetent bunch of idiots since the Abwehr. If it is fake... then Mr. ANTIFA Purple nads just got trolled by an utter master!

"Sisters brothers brothers sisters... OBGYN... Ah ha ha hha hah ahh aa h ha"

That made my morning!

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
That contraption reminds me of the dude we busted up here who made himself a... well... sex toy. Out of an aluminum block Buick V8. I ain't making this stuff up. He came within about 1 ounce on the trigger of getting turned into pink mist because he was chasing folks around his yard trying to kill them with a Bobcat... (the bucket loader, not the spotted cat). He gave up about a second before becoming fertilizer.

And, yes, his contraption looked a lot like that.

Some days... restraint pays off. God***amned I need to write a book someday...

Cheers,

Sirhr

A book full of stories like this ^^^^ would be a good read!

 
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OB/GYN........someone needs to tell this snowflake that OB/GYN's are PUSSY doctors......LMAO
 
OB/GYN........someone needs to tell this snowflake that OB/GYN's are PUSSY doctors......LMAO

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When drunks try to be rodeo clowns in Mexico.

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1J04 this one's for you.

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Brother you have no idea how hard I laughed at that. The gal that works at the zip line place and took our picture out front was built EXACTLY like that. I'm not kidding. I stared in awe and possibly to long at this creature. She was scary big, and buff as hell. It was all good till she turned around. Her flat ass just made no sense.:eek:
 
Brother you have no idea how hard I laughed at that. The gal that works at the zip line place and took our picture out front was built EXACTLY like that. I'm not kidding. I stared in awe and possibly to long at this creature. She was scary big, and buff as hell. It was all good till she turned around. Her flat ass just made no sense.:eek:

Oh for fuck sake! Is no one going to tell him?