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Join the contest SubscribeHave you ever been to a shooting match? 99.9% of these mfers run out of breath getting across the parking lotYeah we are just a bunch of fucking pussies. I mean anybody out there can ride fifty miles at altitude over 11K mountain passes ten months after surgery for a fractured femur at age 67.
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Certainly have. One of the benefits of cycling is I don't worry about humping through the mountains of NM of SW CO while hunting or fishing. I just go.Have you ever been to a shooting match? 99.9% of these mfers run out of breath getting across the parking lot
That’s because they were chasing you in your spandex. Don’t wiggle when you run.99.9% of these mfers run out of breath getting across the parking lot
No. He’s wrong, wiggle……That’s because they were chasing you in your spandex. Don’t wiggle when you run.
I was snowboarding at Killington Resort by myself and met a guy on the lift who was in his 80s. Doctor told him he shouldn't ski anymore, so he took up snowboarding. That was in 1998. I thought that was pretty cool.“Salvage value”, I like that. I’m goinna steal that one.
Cycling never got me any metal, though a pre-race mtb ride it did get my right knee scoped and some cartilage removed in the mid 90s. (raced on it 6 weeks later). something stoopid and a spiral fracture of the right tib and a butterfly of the right fib got me a Ti rod and 4 screws, and snowboarding got me a plate and 5 more in my left wrist A couple of yrs ago. (stick to skiing snowbo is not a hobby to take up at 55+)
Did a 18 mile MTB race with my 13 yo son last weekend (at 63 I’m just happy not to be last), and so far this spring I have a couple of “local legend” tags on Strava.
Even other cyclists hate cyclists. Pofuckingetic!McKenzie Pass Cyclist Rescued After Crashing Down A Cliff
Ran off the road by another cyclist
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Or is it paradise to hell??
You guys driving like jackholes around cyclists is like flagging people on the line. Your life isn't in danger, but the cyclist's certainly is.
I'd put a stick in his spokes...Yah, but you really “wear” that spandex. Be careful handing out those invites to watch you ride because @akmike47 reads this thread.
Pretty sure they all sit down to pee. This one is probably picking up a tiny spider because he’s “manlier” than his boyfriend
I've been one of those racers. I had 16-20hr training weeks for many years. I've slowed down due to age, but the lifetime of miles in the saddle has proven that if you ride like the cagers want you to ride, they still dive unsafely around you. There's no appeasing them. ...as proven by this thread. Didn't work for Chamberlain, doesn't work on the road.I can't claim to be a really serious road biker. I have about 170,00 miles in my log, so that's small potatoes compared to racers I've ridden with. But by the time I had 10K road miles in, I knew which roads I could ride on safely and which were spicy. I chose to not ride on dangerous roads when traffic density was a problem. There are plenty of safe roads to ride on. It is the responsibility of the rider to know the turf.
Get a clue - asshole bike riders create unsafe conditions for cars. Why do I suspect you are one of the assholes that ride side by side when they should be singled up and as far to the side as possible?
Dirty D, I think you need to show a few billion fat bottomed girls on bicycles for every fucking bicycle post. Start with this one, please.
sorry but missing it????Not to ruin everybody's fun here, but look again at the graphics obviously targeting children and think about that business name again.
Dam that looks like Was Mart asparagusRested, sliced and ready to eat. Perfect medium rare.
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In that case most everything in most Asian countries is targeting children, everything they do is cartoon cutsie bullshit.Not to ruin everybody's fun here, but look again at the graphics obviously targeting children and think about that business name again.
MY take was a business using the name "Show me nudes" was targeting children due to the graphics of care bears etc. Pedophiles immediately came to mind. Apparently others don't agree so I just acknowledged I could be wrong in a later post and moved on. I'm still not convinced, but will not argue over it. Just reminded me too much of Comet ping pong and pizzagate.sorry but missing it????
It's not a fucking pedofile noodle restaurant...MY take was a business using the name "Show me nudes" was targeting children due to the graphics or care bears etc. Pedophiles immediately came to mind. Apparently others don't agree so I just acknowledged I could be wrong in a later post and moved on. I'm still not convinced, but will not argue over it. Just reminded me too much of Comet ping pong and pizzagate.
We have a Nom Nom food thread you can join in.Rested, sliced and ready to eat. Perfect medium rare.
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