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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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I had an awesome high school history teacher, he was young and cool, and really dedicated. The kids cursing in class got out of hand, and he instituted a swear jar policy, $.05 per word. My buddy Russ said shit, and teacher gestured to the jar on his desk. Russ walks up, holds out the coin, "Here's your fucking dime". Everyone including the teacher lost it, really curtailed the swear jar.
 
Went to High School with a good looking blond with a killer body …her glitch earned her the nickname Stinky Stanford. Asked her out , I heard about it but hadn’t used my middle finger as my test probe yet. Was sucking on a boob and decided it was time to find out. Pulled it out , sniffed it and Dayuuum the rumors were true. Girl had some major issues going on down there , hard to describe the funk 🥴Thought my head was going to go through the headliner or the top. A crab appetizer would have improved the stench. Didn’t even want to fuck her , took a day or two to get the stank out of my nose. Hopefully she went to a gyno ?? Guess there’s men that can’t smell , or she’s probably been single since 1971 🤔
No, grasshopper, you MUST get the stinky on the "pinky". ,,,MERICA!!!! Middle finger has other duties to attend to.
 
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