Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[timesublime]

I see no pink!

 

[hermosabeach]

Let the mods decide if the groove is allowed.

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The last thread got accidentally deleted while trying to clean-up some moron's inappropriate post. So, let's give this one a fighting chance:

- No naked crotch pics
- No Politics
- No religious stuff

 

[hermosabeach]

Place your bets- Matador or Bull- who jumps further???

https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=1f5_1509052830

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[168BTHPM]

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[sirhrmechanic]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[DavidK]

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Bad Photoshop job on the price ticket, but still f’’ing hillarious.

 

[DavidK]

Bad Photoshop job on the price ticket, but still f’***ing hillarious.

 

[1J04]

Did you just quote your own post?

 

[1J04]

 

[CMH]

Did you just quote your own post?

I thought only Maggot did that...

 

[1J04]

I thought only Maggot did that...

LMFAO That was then, this is meow.........

 

[Veer_G]

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[Barneybdb]

 

[502Chevelle]

It's Halloween, and that pic wants to make me go bobbing for apples, or something like that.

 

[1J04]

[h=1]Canada's spawning orca attacks bear[/h]

Here we see the annual return of the spawning orcas - a rare annual occurrence unique to this part of the world which sees these huge creatures migrate from ocean to lake and stream. This shot of a mature orca attempting to take down a bear in one of our rivers captures the majesty (and danger) of this special time of year.


PS: Snopes is full of shit

 

[1J04]

This would be our guy Mr. Tucker...........



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[TripleBull]

It's Halloween, and that pic wants to make me go bobbing for apples, or something like that.

The apples would be bobbing and there would be lotsa sauce, guaranteed.

 

[rduckwor]

[No message]

 

[Dirty D]

Just how did you pricks find a pic of me catching a ride on my date?!

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

Pointy elbows are a deal killer??

 

[jungle45]

Those buns appear to be ready to eat...

 

[Marinevet1]

Those buns appear to be ready to eat...

and guessing by the visible lines, they were just unwrapped......

 

[missed]

This would be our guy Mr. Tucker...........



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Lol! Showed that to my wife and she realized where I get my train of thought.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

[No message]

 

[MarinePMI]

This would be our guy Mr. Tucker...........



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LOL! Those If/Then statements are a real bitch.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Mike Casselton]

Get yourself a nice Jewish girl she says...

 

[TripleBull]

Is it wrong to start your Sniper's Hide surfing day by looking at the Motivational Picture Thread V2.0?

No, I say no it is not!

 

[Mike_Honcho]

[No message]

 

[rg1911]

This would be our guy Mr. Tucker...........

Having been a programmer and tech writer, I find that image absolutely hysterically funny. Many thanks.

Cheers,
Richard

 

[Maxwell]

LOL! Those If/Then statements are a real bitch.

As a COBOL programmer, an old one at that, I agree.

Maxwell

 

[Mike Casselton]

As a COBOL programmer, an old one at that, I agree.

Maxwell

My wife used to be a cobalt programmer also. She got a good laugh out of that too

 

[07yzryder]

I think we should play
Fuc*
Finger
Face

Who gets which?

 

[MtnCreek]

^ Write it on the floor behind them with some chalk and give them a spin.

 

[TripleBull]

^ Write it on the floor behind them with some chalk and give them a spin.

Great variation on the Mexican Cartwheel!

 

[1J04]

 

[1J04]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Dirty D]

An old favorite.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[1J04]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[1J04]

It may be a do over from the long long ago, butt daaaaaaaaaamn it's sooooooooooooo worth it.

https://i.imgur.com/dZ0WgdE.mp4

 

[Dirty D]

That’s what he gets for wearing socks with sandals, take a ball to the face you filthy hippie!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

For four days, my in-box has been filling up with %$$#ing FUBAR sh^^ from friends... that I can't post. Well, kludged the wifi together and am about to send you guys some laughs.

Inbound, hot. Snake and nape!

Cheers,

Sirhr