Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[carbonbased]

Nature's version of the dutch farmer.

What’s that? When they sprayed poop on Dutch government buildings in protest?

Comments are golden. Choice phrases include “Poo Sommelier” and “Le Poomelier” lolololol.

Btw when I was looking for what you meant, I stumbled upon something called the Dutch Farmer's Tan. You fat bastard! Not gonna be able to un-remember that fucking definition! Aieeee!

Reporting from the front, your faithful war correspondent signing off…
—Le Carbone du Based

 

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Gotta watch until the end.

 

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[Fx51LP308]

Yeah, that’s what I’ve heard too. Plus, I watched a nature documentary about them and the dominant male has an, uh, interesting method of expressing said dominance.

He struts around his harem shitting while vigorously helicoptering his tail, which sprays poop everywhere and on everything.

Hence, “kill all hippos” lol

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I have seen a similar warning when visiting a zoo in Belize, on a diving trip. Only the animal in question was the "Peccary" and would be quick to give you a "Golden Shower" if you came too close to the exhibit.

 

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[Boatninja]

The plains of SE Colorado are dotted with homesteads abandon in 1930s. Most people who managed to sell their farms sold them at a "profit"
because most of these farms were claimed in the homestead act. Most of them did not sell, just packed up and headed west. I will grant you my grandma's homestead looked about like that before and after 1930, but the dirty 1930s are certainly remembered by her as time of strife and having very little. She was born in 1921, so she remembered it well. Their fields did blow away and their animals did starve. They did not loose it all because they had some irrigated land.

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Hmmm, climate change?

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Gotta watch until the end.

That is pretty much how the Byzantine Empire had been able to survive even when surrounded by 5-6 different hostile entities all wanting to conquer them for almost a thousand years straight. Can't beat em? Get em to beat each other...

 

[Zip Detmer]

Time for a little high country motivation…

Mountain Goat spring predator kill.

 

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Low bush blueberries

 

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Spruce Grouse

 

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Alpine tundra

 

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[Dirty D]

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Damn, from that angle you can’t even see me behind her.

 

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Nice opportunity for a nice black bear through this window, but apparently had a deflection.

Mountain kit…

 

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[clcustom1911]

White girl with =

 

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[Cowpokey]

 

[Cowpokey]

Some of the grammar makes me wonder how this kid got into college; but he's going places.

 

[Mike Islander]

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Havana?

Public school?

 

[Mike Islander]

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Cheaper

 

[brianf]

Had to

 

[Barneybdb]

Cheaper
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Results vary, but yes....

 

[weaselrunner]

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The farm across the street where we used to live, had 1 by the name of Michael. Friendliness dog you would ever want to meet, at least with us. Could and did get deer sometimes. When we walked over for a visit, he would stay with us and make sure that nobody or nothing messed with us, except for his owners. Which was fun sometimes because they raised sheep and border collies.

 

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