friend went to African on a missionary trip years ago, somewhere on Lake Victoria,
loins, tigers, gators etc,, no worries,
most folks were killed by Hippos,
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friend went to African on a missionary trip years ago, somewhere on Lake Victoria,
loins, tigers, gators etc,, no worries,
most folks were killed by Hippos,
friend works in a bakery, and one of the bakeries he worked in a while back had a machine that cut the dough for rolls or buns,
his boss was cleaning it one afternoon and pushed the wrong button,
and off came a couple fingers, almost as clean as shown
Yeah, that’s what I’ve heard too. Plus, I watched a nature documentary about them and the dominant male has an, uh, interesting method of expressing said dominance.
He struts around his harem shitting while vigorously helicoptering his tail, which sprays poop everywhere and on everything.
Hence, “kill all hippos” lol
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Nature's version of the dutch farmer.Yeah, that’s what I’ve heard too. Plus, I watched a nature documentary about them and the dominant male has a, uh, interesting method of expressing said dominance.
He struts around his harem shitting while vigorously helicoptering his tail, which sprays poop everywhere and on everything.
Hence, “kill all hippos” lol
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Nile gators? Tender loins? Detroit tigers?
What’s that? When they sprayed poop on Dutch government buildings in protest?
Comments are golden. Choice phrases include “Poo Sommelier” and “Le Poomelier” lolololol.
Btw when I was looking for what you meant, I stumbled upon something called the Dutch Farmer's Tan. You fat bastard! Not gonna be able to un-remember that fucking definition! Aieeee!
Reporting from the front, your faithful war correspondent signing off…
—Le Carbone du Based
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Yeah, that’s what I’ve heard too. Plus, I watched a nature documentary about them and the dominant male has an, uh, interesting method of expressing said dominance.
He struts around his harem shitting while vigorously helicoptering his tail, which sprays poop everywhere and on everything.
Hence, “kill all hippos” lol
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I have seen a similar warning when visiting a zoo in Belize, on a diving trip. Only the animal in question was the "Peccary" and would be quick to give you a "Golden Shower" if you came too close to the exhibit.
That is pretty much how the Byzantine Empire had been able to survive even when surrounded by 5-6 different hostile entities all wanting to conquer them for almost a thousand years straight. Can't beat em? Get em to beat each other...
Time for a little high country motivation…
Mountain Goat spring predator kill.
Mountain Goat spring predator kill.
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Damn, from that angle you can’t even see me behind her.
Nice opportunity for a nice black bear through this window, but apparently had a deflection.
Mountain kit…
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