Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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[aprocast]

King Shit on Turd Island is getting the max power toilet for all this meat I'm eating.

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Did you steal that from 1970?

 

[Conaso]

Keep shooting until the bad guy is down, you might get shot in the back trying to crawl away.

MARVIN, cleanup in aisle three!

 

[packratt]

This reminds me: do any of you remember the little pieces of wood you could put in the end of a cigarette and they would explode when lit? I did that to a pack of my dad’s Lucky Strikes. Got my little ass busted too.

If I could find those today I’m telling you I would sabotage a couple/dozen cigars in my buddy’s humidor and let nature take its course.

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[paulrem308]

Keep shooting until the bad guy is down, you might get shot in the back trying to crawl away.

Just love a happy ending. Pos was dead and didn't even know it.

 

[Fx51LP308]

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OK, but what does the "horn" play?

 

[37L1]

OK, but what does the "horn" play?

 

[cas6969]

 

[TripleBull]

Just another public service Twitter minepost.

 

[philly1010]

 

[TCreedmoor]

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She already put a condom on it.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

Seems like a very supportive fellow... cheering her on like that.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

Soldiers for the win!

 

[TCreedmoor]

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I’m trying to decide what song it will play when you press the horn.

One Toke Over the Line

 

[TCreedmoor]

MARVIN, cleanup in aisle three!

And aisle 4…. and the revolving door.

 

[PusherX11]

"Atomic energy kits for kids from 1951."

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I saw one of those sell for 12k at an auction. It still had the uranium with it.

 

[PusherX11]

 

[cas6969]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Beefmanne]

A warning to all you chicken fuckers out there


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I’ve tried to tell all of you fucking chicken will kill you, but do you listen? Hell, no!

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Zolar]

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Will love to get this for my new house.

 

[Zolar]

 

[Dirty D]

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Pussy can be soooo demanding!

 

[Expert684]

Will love to get this for my new house.

Won’t it melt?

 

[Dirty D]

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I’m really liking this new fad!

 

[Zolar]

Won’t it melt?

Its glass not ice.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[clcustom1911]

Did you steal that from 1970?

An actual photo of me at home

 

[Expert684]

Its glass not ice.

No shit!

 

[Cheek Weld]

 

[Cheek Weld]

 

[Cheek Weld]

 

[Cheek Weld]

 

[cas6969]

 

[Go Cougs]

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Block delete kit.

 

[scotty2hotty]

Its glass not ice.

It's AI not glass