Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Conaso]

Keep shooting until the bad guy is down, you might get shot in the back trying to crawl away.

MARVIN, cleanup in aisle three!

 

[packratt]

This reminds me: do any of you remember the little pieces of wood you could put in the end of a cigarette and they would explode when lit? I did that to a pack of my dad’s Lucky Strikes. Got my little ass busted too.

If I could find those today I’m telling you I would sabotage a couple/dozen cigars in my buddy’s humidor and let nature take its course.

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[paulrem308]

Keep shooting until the bad guy is down, you might get shot in the back trying to crawl away.

Just love a happy ending. Pos was dead and didn't even know it.

 

[Fx51LP308]

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OK, but what does the "horn" play?

 

[37L1]

OK, but what does the "horn" play?

 

[cas6969]

 

[TripleBull]

Just another public service Twitter minepost.

 

[philly1010]

 

[TCreedmoor]

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She already put a condom on it.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

Seems like a very supportive fellow... cheering her on like that.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

Soldiers for the win!

 

[TCreedmoor]

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I’m trying to decide what song it will play when you press the horn.

One Toke Over the Line

 

[TCreedmoor]

MARVIN, cleanup in aisle three!

And aisle 4…. and the revolving door.

 

[PusherX11]

"Atomic energy kits for kids from 1951."

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I saw one of those sell for 12k at an auction. It still had the uranium with it.

 

[PusherX11]

 

[cas6969]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Beefmanne]

A warning to all you chicken fuckers out there


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I’ve tried to tell all of you fucking chicken will kill you, but do you listen? Hell, no!

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Zolar]

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Will love to get this for my new house.

 

[Zolar]

 

[Dirty D]

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Pussy can be soooo demanding!

 

[Expert684]

Will love to get this for my new house.

Won’t it melt?

 

[Dirty D]

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I’m really liking this new fad!

 

[Zolar]

Won’t it melt?

Its glass not ice.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[clcustom1911]

Did you steal that from 1970?

An actual photo of me at home

 

[Expert684]

Its glass not ice.

No shit!

 

[Cheek Weld]

 

[Cheek Weld]

 

[Cheek Weld]

 

[Cheek Weld]

 

[cas6969]

 

[Go Cougs]

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Block delete kit.

 

[scotty2hotty]

Its glass not ice.

It's AI not glass

 

[Lug Nut]

Keep shooting until the bad guy is down, you might get shot in the back trying to crawl away.

That guy took a lickin’ and kept on tickin’.

Something to be learned here.

 

[Hobo Hilton]

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Took a while to dig up this old photo... But here is my 1944 Jeep

 

[diggler1833]

This reminds me: do any of you remember the little pieces of wood you could put in the end of a cigarette and they would explode when lit? I did that to a pack of my dad’s Lucky Strikes. Got my little ass busted too.

If I could find those today I’m telling you I would sabotage a couple/dozen cigars in my buddy’s humidor and let nature take its course.

In 2005 after the company had just got back from Fallujah, we had an epic war of exploding cigarette charges amongst the smokers (about 60% of the Marines).

It was constant. Dudes were trying to disract each other while a third party sabotaged a smoke. Guys were physically inspecting each cig they took out before they lit it. Obviously the charges weren't large enough to do much, but they would blow the end of the cigarette off if you used a couple.

One afternoon as everyone was gathered around the company office (and the smokers were smoking), a kid's smoke blew up and we all had a good chuckle about it. One of my fellow SSgts was out smoking with them, and he went on a tirade about professionalism and not messing with other people's stuff, and how childish it is to put exploding charges in cigarettes.

^ While he was in the middle of his speech, he lit a cigarette. No shit as soon as he shut up, he took a drag - and that frigging cigarette of his blew up in his face.

That was probably the hardest I laughed between '04 - '06.

 

[BG94591]

 

[oneshot86]

In 2005 after the company had just got back from Fallujah, we had an epic war of exploding cigarette charges amongst the smokers (about 60% of the Marines).

It was constant. Dudes were trying to disract each other while a third party sabotaged a smoke. Guys were physically inspecting each cig they took out before they lit it. Obviously the charges weren't large enough to do much, but they would blow the end of the cigarette off if you used a couple.

One afternoon as everyone was gathered around the company office (and the smokers were smoking), a kid's smoke blew up and we all had a good chuckle about it. One of my fellow SSgts was out smoking with them, and he went on a tirade about professionalism and not messing with other people's stuff, and how childish it is to put exploding charges in cigarettes.

^ While he was in the middle of his speech, he lit a cigarette. No shit as soon as he shut up, he took a drag - and that frigging cigarette of his blew up in his face.

That was probably the hardest I laughed between '04 - '06.

That's funny, same same for us in the late 80s. Some of the funniest times ever.

 

[Cheek Weld]

 

[akmike47]

 

[Twins82]

outdoor fireplace is almost ready

 

[savages]

Your using the bucket as a fireplace?