Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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They even fu k up traffic when they're not riding them. It's just like gun control....don't blame the object....blame the person.
Looks like an AI rendition of a Kardashian’s date night
I think plastics in food, stimulating estrogen receptors, is causing much of the hormonal changes . Fkg vaccines are a huge problem that we are just starting to realize how bad they can be.
Change that chicken to a sow and that’s a pretty accurate representation of me and Geek65’s mom.
That face you make when you start to pull them panties down and the stank hits you.
Nammer Jammer era....Notice the "Knee Key" on top of the radio. This was used by special forces in the field to send Morse code into a man pack radio. The black metal clamp went on the senders upper leg to hold the key while he transmits.
A few more;
To much swimming in pools rather than farm ponds
Not drinking out of the hose
Washing garden pickins, even after you peel them
Families buying bottled water instead of a dipper
Not eating mud before you're 2
No toughing it out at work even if you feel bad
Washing your pocket knife
Thank you,
MrSmith
For Rules????
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What the actual fuck? I bet some of you perverts are going to try this now.
I have carried and use daily a pocketknife, since I was allowed to have one as a kid. More than once I’ve seen a shocked look or three sometimes when I take it out without thinking and cut something that needs cutting.
Some people assume that a knife is a weapon and not a tool. Of course those same will not hesitate to ask me to borrow it. And no, you may not. I’ve lost a couple good knives that way.
My favorite is when I’m eating or something and I whip out the knife to cut something. Some will say, “eww, is that thing clean?”
I’ll always say, “Sure, I wiped it on my pants after I skinned that snake the other day.”
Shuts ‘em up every time.
foot peg????
Atropine injectors included?
I have carried and use daily a pocketknife, since I was allowed to have one as a kid. More than once I’ve seen a shocked look or three sometimes when I take it out without thinking and cut something that needs cutting.
Some people assume that a knife is a weapon and not a tool. Of course those same will not hesitate to ask me to borrow it. And no, you may not. I’ve lost a couple good knives that way.
My favorite is when I’m eating or something and I whip out the knife to cut something. Some will say, “eww, is that thing clean?”
I’ll always say, “Sure, I wiped it on my pants after I skinned that snake the other day.”
Shuts ‘em up every time.
Was buying a game console for one of the kids and the cashier is trying to pop open a tab on the box to record the S/N. After watching her struggle for 15 or 20 seconds I asked if she wanted me to open it. Pulled out the Benchmade auto and when the blade popped out, she clutched her hands to her chest, inhaled sharply and took two steps back. As soon as she ran my card I double-timed out of there.
