Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Second Hand Lions--one of my favorite movies.
- Mar 15, 2018
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Pop Quiz, ”What’s bigger, her tits or her ears?”
I assume wet suits don't have enough room for the amount of shit I'd be expelling.
You say pervert as if it’s a bad thing?
I have carried and use daily a pocketknife, since I was allowed to have one as a kid. More than once I’ve seen a shocked look or three sometimes when I take it out without thinking and cut something that needs cutting.
Some people assume that a knife is a weapon and not a tool. Of course those same will not hesitate to ask me to borrow it. And no, you may not. I’ve lost a couple good knives that way.
My favorite is when I’m eating or something and I whip out the knife to cut something. Some will say, “eww, is that thing clean?”
I’ll always say, “Sure, I wiped it on my pants after I skinned that snake the other day.”
Shuts ‘em up every time.
Damn, we could be kin. Dad gave me my first one when I was about 4 or 5. Only time I don't have one is on a plane, once a year trip. But it's at the top of my checked bag.
My answer for that question was always, "Should be, ain't skint nothin' fer a few days"
Thank you,
MrSmith
He will get charged with a midgetdemeanor.
"all over some drunk fat chicks"
OMG... that kid who walked up and tapped the bike in gear... !
There are times in every young man's life that there is nothing more important than "some drunk fat chicks". Especially around closing time.
Fiery right-wing populist Javier Milei wins Argentina's presidency and promises 'drastic' changes
Right-wing populist Javier Milei will become the next president of Argentina after promising a dramatic shake-up to the state in a fiercely polarized election campaign held amid deep discontent over soaring inflation and rising poverty.
apnews.com
Fiery right-wing populist Javier Milei wins Argentina's presidency and promises 'drastic' changes
Right-wing populist Javier Milei will become the next president of Argentina after promising a dramatic shake-up to the state in a fiercely polarized election campaign held amid deep discontent over soaring inflation and rising poverty.
Javier Milei did not kill himself
Was Hillary running down there too?
LOL, just getting it in before the actual event. No way the globalists are gonna let that guy live.
Fiery right-wing populist Javier Milei wins Argentina's presidency and promises 'drastic' changes
Right-wing populist Javier Milei will become the next president of Argentina after promising a dramatic shake-up to the state in a fiercely polarized election campaign held amid deep discontent over soaring inflation and rising poverty.
The Benny Hill wig is a nice touch.
