Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Caymanboy]

Now, these botes can do 170mph----++, and the cameras work also.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[n2ishun]

Looks like the foam collars are gone.

So those orange foam collars aren't foam collars ?

GTFO here.

It's real obvious they were in fresh water....probably a lake.
But, it's nothing you would know about, right ?

 

[Caymanboy]

So those orange foam collars aren't foam collars ?

GTFO here.

It's real obvious they were in fresh water....probably a lake.
But, it's nothing you would know about, right ?

"Offshore" powerboat racing wouldn't be "Offshore" if it was held on a lake, now, would it?
But yea, I know nothing about water or botes----.
Whatever---.
Go Skate away.

 

[n2ishun]

"Offshore" powerboat racing wouldn't be "Offshore" if it was held on a lake, now, would it?
But yea, I know nothing about water or botes----.
Whatever---.
Go Skate away.

Sure thing turbonium.
It's obvious you know dick about .... well......dick.
But I'm positive you'd like to grasp a few huh ?

Here's something for your non-knowing ass.

HANS Up Times Up ⋆ Powerboat Racing World

Powerboat Racing World covers International Jet Ski, Offshore and Circuit Powerboat Racing.

powerboatracingworld.com

For those not familiar with it a HANS (Head And Neck Support) device is a type of head restraint that when G-Force loads build during a forward impact, the device assures that the driver’s helmeted head moves with his torso so vulnerable neck and skull bones aren’t overloaded. There are many such devices on the market today, but the Simpson one is probably the most common.
It has been mandatory to wear one since tests were carried out back in 2015.

 

[Threadcutter308]

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[Caymanboy]

Sure thing turbonium.
It's obvious you know dick about .... well......dick.
But I'm positive you'd like to grasp a few huh ?

Here's something for your non-knowing ass.

HANS Up Times Up ⋆ Powerboat Racing World

Powerboat Racing World covers International Jet Ski, Offshore and Circuit Powerboat Racing.

powerboatracingworld.com

Damn, obviously you are-------------frustrated.
We went from looking an (mostly) half naked women (Girls), to botes (Somehow) and now to you bringing up dicks?
Honestly, if I wanted to talk about botes and read shit from keyboard cowboys/girls, I would go to THT.

 

[Barneybdb]

Try searching for world record water ski speed or any variation of that. The record is held down here in Australia, somewhere at some time a skier may have achieved a higher speed but not in record breaking conditions, and they may not have survived....

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

That sucks

I believe that the correct term is "blows"

 

[GBMaryland]

You did see where I said I am a MB tec at a MB dealer and that it is in our service department this very moment and that particular crate went into a Mercedes B class ev? There is no speculation of what kinda sorta might be.

Wanna see it? Come on down, I’ll give you a tour and let you look at it with your own eyeballs, provided you show up by Monday before it ships out. Mercedes-Benz of Wesley Chapel.

Back to what I said earlier about people arguing over what hood ornament is better… there is so much manufacture cross pollinating going on behind the scenes.

Yes Tesla build their own batteries. Yes Benz builds their own batteries. They also contract share. The $68k battery, not sure what plant that one is coming out of.

The EV battery in the crate that I posted is 100 percent joint manufactured by Tesla and Benz.

A joint manufactured battery would imply that Tesla is making it to Mercedes specifications…

That would mean it’s a special battery, and not one of the common ones being used for the Teslas.

The only reason that matters is because that means it’s a low production unit which seems to be the kiss of death when it comes to replacing them from a cost perspective.

Yeah, Tesla is trying to be a lot more than just a car manufacturer. They’re also trying to make stuff for other people as well as recycle all of these products and get the materials back.

Say what you will, Musk has a plan, and it includes the entire ecosystem related to his vehicles and products.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Try searching for world record water ski speed or any variation of that. The record is held down here in Australia, somewhere at some time a skier may have achieved a higher speed but not in record breaking conditions, and they may not have survived....

It’s because they were being chased by something that was going to kill them and eat them, right ?

 

[Charlie112]

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[supercorndogs]

A joint manufactured battery would imply that Tesla is making it to Mercedes specifications…

That would mean it’s a special battery, and not one of the common ones being used for the Teslas.

The only reason that matters is because that means it’s a low production unit which seems to be the kiss of death when it comes to replacing them from a cost perspective.

Yeah, Tesla is trying to be a lot more than just a car manufacturer. They’re also trying to make stuff for other people as well as recycle all of these products and get the materials back.

Say what you will, Musk has a plan, and it includes the entire ecosystem related to his vehicles and products.

Musk has a plan and it's only working because the government is paying people to buy his electric cars and probably paying alot more than we realize for him to build them. Electric cars don't make sense any where because it less efficient to use fuel to make electricity to charge them. Than to put the fuel directly in an internal combustion engine. This is not even mentioning the power grid upgrades needed or the addition of charging stations all over the country. I bet Musk paid build to them...

 

[Mike Casselton]

Puuleaseee.
Do you know what cameras can do these days? They are faster than botes. They can stop 170mph in a nano second, and get a clear pikture and they have these things, telo-foto lenses, they are AMAZING.
I know a thing or two about botes.
IF, some person was doing 170mph, behind some bote, you bet your sweet azz someone would be talking a pikture of it.
You call the GOM a puddle and yet you bote on rivers and Inland Lakes.
Go git in your Skater, drop a line off the stern (That's the back of the bote to you) and troll for some carp somewheres else.
BTW, I will hold your beer and watch whilst you are towing that skier at 170mph, on a river.

Remember, he no likey the east cost or our waters. But, Fountain was one of his boats mentioned.

Maybe it's because they are built on Florida's WEST coast...

 

[cas6969]

Oh I’m just nuts over her.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

I believe it, love my Benz but the maintenance can be ridiculous. They recently gave me a $1500 voucher towards service. I told them to change the oil and service all the filters- including the fuel filter, and replace the battery. It was $1900.

Four filters, oil and a battery was $1900?

Can’t you do that yourself?

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

Remember, he no likey the east cost or our waters. But, Fountain was one of his boats mentioned.

Maybe it's because they are built on Florida's WEST coast...

If I lived in Kansas, I’d be a boat expert also.

 

[MarshallDodge]

Four filters, oil and a battery was $1900?

Can’t you do that yourself?

Yes, I can, and do the maintenance on my other vehicles. I had them do it because of the voucher, and figured it would be well under 1500.

Riding around northern Utah this week

 

[Blackdirt Cowboy]

I never knew @akmike47 was from Louisiana.

Most of the rest of you MFer's are from Ohio.

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I had a buddy from Ohio in college. He used to get laid more than any of us by bragging about how small his dick was. I guess the girls were curious.

 

[lash]

I had a buddy from Ohio in college. He used to get laid more than any of us by bragging about how small his dick was. I guess the girls were curious.

Was his name @powdahound76 ?

 

[powdahound76]

Was his name @powdahound76 ?

Between that and chicks seeing if they could really get you there in 37 seconds…..


Who we kiddin? I still couldnt get any

Oh well.

Funny, being an old fart with a good woman, what I know now woulda had me bypass all the wild days and settle down with a good gal at a young age.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Between that and chicks seeing if they could really get you there in 37 seconds…..


Who we kiddin? I still couldnt get any

Oh well.

Funny, being an old fart with a good woman, what I know now woulda had me bypass all the wild days and settle down with a good gal at a young age.

Junior, what are you prattling on about now ?

 

[powdahound76]

Junior, what are you prattling on about now ?

Listen you fat old grumpy lookin…..
Wait, I was lookin in the mirror when I seen that!


Not all of us were around when Moses split the sea.
Just hesh up and tuck yer nuts back in yer sock so they dont drag gramps.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Listen you fat old grumpy lookin…..
Wait, I was lookin in the mirror when I seen that!


Not all of us were around when Moses split the sea.
Just hesh up and tuck yer nuts back in yer sock so they dont drag gramps.

 

[jmp1]

In Red Bluff ?
I know that area extremely well having owned a few acres nearby.
The Sacramento river isn't big enough to race on there....?
Maybe Lake Almanor (which is what...30-40 miles east or so ?) ?

It's been a few years. They don't close the dam anymore because of the fish.

 

[LuvDog]

I had a buddy from Ohio in college. He used to get laid more than any of us by bragging about how small his dick was. I guess the girls were curious.

Hey, I didn't realize we knew each other. How have you been since college?

 

[CountryShooter]

Musk has a plan and it's only working because the government is paying people to buy his electric cars and probably paying alot more than we realize for him to build them. Electric cars don't make sense any where because it less efficient to use fuel to make electricity to charge them. Than to put the fuel directly in an internal combustion engine. This is not even mentioning the power grid upgrades needed or the addition of charging stations all over the country. I bet Musk paid build to them...

I think Tesla's real business is selling credits to the other OEMs. In other words, it's a scam.

 

[Islander]

Is it Monday………did it miss the weekend?

 

[cas6969]

Another hectic Friday. I’ve got 30-40 minutes worth of work to squeeze into an 8 hour day.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

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That isn't even Tequila. It's 51% grain alcohol and shitty agave with food coloring. No wonder that little shit is sick.

 

[Dirty D]

FFS…delete the AI generated pedo pics

Can we just delete the pedos posting the pics?…

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

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Them there coons ‘bout to get some surprise buttseks

 

[143lrsd]

Now, these botes can do 170mph----++, and the cameras work also.

Back when Budweiser had a good advertising department....

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

That isn't even Tequila. It's 51% grain alcohol and shitty agave with food coloring. No wonder that little shit is sick.

It says tequila right on the bottle.

 

[mikeshaw2]

I believe it, love my Benz but the maintenance can be ridiculous. They recently gave me a $1500 voucher towards service. I told them to change the oil and service all the filters- including the fuel filter, and replace the battery. It was $1900.

My sprinter needed the AEM recall done. Got the same $1500, It isn't going to go very far.

Supposedly there's another $2k due to a class action lawsuit coming, but I'll believe that when I see it.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say I'm going to have a 4-5k bill for the rest of the stuff the van needed. I said no to $2500 to fix the brakes front and rear. I hate paying for glow plugs and oil leaks, but I also don't want to pull the engine back apart

The downside to 'free' recall repairs? They've had my van for 7 weeks now.

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[Dirty D]

Perhaps, but Mods will error on the safe side and remove content that appears it might be underage.

Someone has to report it though, since none of us Mods peruse this thread regularly. Too much other stuff going on...

Err on the safe side…

 

[Dirty D]

“see you guys in 30 days”

 

[Dirty D]

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68 if you spent any time as a sailor

 

[Shooter McGavin]

It says tequila right on the bottle.

Go and try some Don Julio or Herradura.

 

[philly1010]

 

[Dirty D]

Let me be perfectly fucking clear on this.

If you post something that even appears underage, real or AI generated, that content will be deleted, and you will be banned. Permanently.

This is the Hide, not PornHub. If you want to go look at that crap, go somewhere else. We don't need that kind of attention or reputation. There's already enough eyes on this site.

There will be no more warnings.

I'm surprised I even have to make this post. Smdh...

MarinePMI is jusk kidding, you should call his bluff. It will work out just fine for you.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Go and try some Don Julio or Herradura.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

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Looks like a mixer. Try some sipping Tequila. Drink it more like whiskey.

 

[Dirty D]

Maybe we could touch @clcustom1911 hair

Only if you detour through the gay bars in Havasu

 

[Dirty D]

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Does it come with a pigeon?