Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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[Dirty D]

@DarnYankeeUSMC I’m telling Coop you came over to my house and worked on my plumbing.

Is that a metaphor?

 

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[hk9176251]

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What is this

 

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What is this

The inside of a 250 year old violin that is being restored.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Crap pic.

Im just a genius.

Just ask me.

Might have had something to do with the pic a few days ago with a harmonica zip tied to a truck's undercarriage that you saw.......

 

[TripleBull]

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That musical group, salt and pepper could sure lay down some good licks

I briefly met them in Cleveland in the '90's. I was visiting a music distributor to pick up a box of promos and they cruised in like they owned the place. Which was fair enough, since they kinda did.

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

Been there!

 

[XTR]

If you have ever worked with the RRs this would not surprise you in the least.

 

[cas6969]

 

[supercorndogs]

Bicycle riding is a lot like flying when you're bombing down a mountain. It's a lot like effing work trying to get UP said mountain.

So there we were... buddy of mine and I were at *just* about the crest of Mt Vesuvius outside Charlottesville when a guy 2-up on a Hardley HAS to pass us. He hammered on the throttle to the corner then grabbed fistfuls of brakes. My buddy and I were on knobby tires at the end of a several (3? 4? I forget) hour ride at that point when we ended up on this guy's rear fender in the bend. We were pedaling relatively hard, but not all out.

Gets out of the 'tiptoe around the corner' zone and hammers on the throttle again. Right until the next corner when he grabs fistfuls of brake to tiptoe around the corner. Where my buddy and I end up on his fender again. ...and again. ...and again.

That lasted the whole way down Mt Vesuvius till he hit the last corner and hammered on the throttle again.

Had a similar situation happen on the Tail of the Dragon one moto trip. Riding to a buddy's house on the other side of TN when I figured I'd make a 'long cut' across the Tail of the Dragon.' I'm on my BMW GS-Adv and catch up to a gaggle of Hardleys. They're HAMMERING into the straight and grabbing fistfuls of brake in the corners, slowing WAY down to tiptoe to the exit of the corner where they HAMMER on the throttle... I was hoping there was a passing zone, so I tried to stay close the first few corners. Nope. They did the same thing all 318 corners over the 11mi so after those first few corners I stuck it in 3rd and rolled on gently and rolled off gently and caught up to them EVERY corner.

I've been caught behind more than one gaggle of Hardleys over the years. They're much more frustrating than being caught behind cyclists. The cyclists you can get past relatively quickly. Gaggles of Hardleys? You're stuck following them at 5-10 under the speed limit for miles and miles. Nope. I'd rather meet a group of cyclists on the road any time.

M

Semis passing on the interstate at 70mph are equally obnoxious. Get 70 cars lined up while they take 20 miles to pass two trucks going 2 mph slower than them.

 

[supercorndogs]

I had a friend with border mix we found dumped. She would smile like that at people she liked. She would also show teeth at people she didn't and it was easy to tell which was which.

 

[supercorndogs]

Other interests for me besides Colombianas


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What? You likes guns AND sexy women. Dude youre blowing my mind.

 

[supercorndogs]

Hmmmm....my wife can drive an excavator...

Dude you're lucky. My wife can only make regular sized sandwiches.

 

[supercorndogs]

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That switch on the dash that says power divider would have been easier to push to get that front axle spinning too.

 

[supercorndogs]

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Written by someone who doesn't spend enough time in the woods.

 

[nockhunter]

 

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[azsteve]

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shes a 20ga now, but in a few years prob be a punt gun.

 

[Ramius]

 

[mikeshaw2]

Semis passing on the interstate at 70mph are equally obnoxious. Get 70 cars lined up while they take 20 miles to pass two trucks going 2 mph slower than them.

which leads to impatient SOBs jamming up the right lane then forcing their way in to the left lane string of cars, making things worse.

...but they 'got ahead' so they're happy

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[nockhunter]

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

Love Mondays and real women!

 

[Hippy_Steve]

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Well she has a better chin beard than @Bender, she wears makeup better than @akmike47 but she's a little underweight for @Dirty D

I don't understand why people don't appreciate her dancing.

 

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[doubloon]

I like the way everybody instantly starts grabbing them by the legs and dragging them out ... "here, let me complete that spinal cord separation for you"

 

[cas6969]

 

[Maple One]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[The D]

Well she has a better chin beard than @Bender, she wears makeup better than @akmike47 but she's a little underweight for @Dirty D

I don't understand why people don't appreciate her dancing.

No, bitch. “We” don’t have any work to be done. You have a lot of work to be done on your diet and exercise plan.

 

[Dirty D]

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[Tater Salad]

 

[cooper barrett]

I had a friend with border mix we found dumped. She would smile like that at people she liked. She would also show teeth at people she didn't and it was easy to tell which was which.

My Chocolate would say "I love you" to some people and "Fuck You" to others (clearly enunciated) and when asked, I would say he said "Thank You" They knew what he said.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Well she has a better chin beard than @Bender, she wears makeup better than @akmike47 but she's a little underweight for @Dirty D

I don't understand why people don't appreciate her dancing.

Yeah, hmmmmm. Complete mystery

 

[akmike47]

Yeah, hmmmmm. Complete mystery

The thing that's bullshit is it won't load on my end.

FAKE AND GAY

 

[BG94591]

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Probably a gay bar, not a single strait man would ignore boobs.

 

[rduckwor]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

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[timesublime]

Da' Sprangs...