Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[RUTGERS95]

Just scored all this for a $100 from a friend of a friend. Old guy was going down with alzheimers and the family had him haul it all off.
I felt bad he was ok with a 100 since he's a broke musician so I gave him an old 12 string guitar i had.
over 17k primers. That should hold me for awhile.
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douche move on your part

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[168BTHPM]

And yet she climbs into my cab every time I stop at the Flying J
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Like they say twenty dollars is twenty dollars.

 

[akmike47]

Am I the only one who finds the voice overs annoying?

 

[168BTHPM]

Am I the only one who finds the voice overs annoying?

Some of them are funny, but a lot of them are as annoying as listening to @Dirty D complain that grandma pegged him with the small dong again.

 

[lash]

And yet she climbs into my cab every time I stop at the Flying J
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I jus’ gotta say here…if’n your momma looks like that now, ya’all ar younger’n peach fuzz.

 

[Conaso]

Like they say twenty dollars is twenty dollars.

Dirty D is charging the Lot Lizards? Geez, it's O.K. to be easy but do you have to be so cheap?

 

[168BTHPM]

I jus’ gotta say here…if’n your momma looks like that now, ya’all ar younger’n peach fuzz.

No, be serious. That picture is @Dirty D leading the way into his truck.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

Some of them are funny, but a lot of them are as annoying as listening to @Dirty D complain that grandma pegged him with the small dong again.

The 168 model barely touches the sides

 

[168BTHPM]

The 168 model barely touches the sides

Sorry, the tube they sent me was too small so I had to improvise.

 

[akmike47]

The 168 model barely touches the sides

This couldnt touch your walls

 

[Dirty D]

 

[clcustom1911]

Real motivation: Smoked pork belly burnt tips in progress for supper. My first attempt after getting this new-to-me smoker.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[TripleBull]

Am I the only one who finds the voice overs annoying?

Didn't your momma teach you how to turn down the volume while you were learning to bitch?

 

[akmike47]

Didn't your momma teach you how to turn down the volume while you were learning to bitch?

My moms dead


she killed herself when she saw how small your dick was.

 

[TripleBull]

My moms dead


she killed herself when she saw how small your dick was.

Lame attempt. She gagged almost as bad as you.

 

[akmike47]

Lame attempt. She gagged almost as bad as you.

It wasn’t the petite size, but the smell.

 

[TripleBull]

It wasn’t the petite size, but the smell.

I get it, you don't like the smell of your mom's butt.

 

[168BTHPM]

Hey @akmike47 and @TripleBull go get a room and settle this. And, @akmike47 remember what happened last time, you have to share tops with other people from time to time.

 

[akmike47]

I get it, you don't like the smell of your mom's butt.

Nah, its the fromunda you’ve been aging to perfection for 70 years.

 

[akmike47]

Hey @akmike47 and @TripleBull go get a room and settle this. And, @akmike47 remember what happened last time, you have to share tops with other people from time to time.

Bullshit

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[akmike47]

that’s a rough transition to that short of a curve.

 

[168BTHPM]

@akmike47 getting ready for his first date this year.

 

[akmike47]

@akmike47 getting ready for his first date this year.

Pussy magnet.

 

[168BTHPM]

Just sharing some videos from @clcustom1911 bachelor party.

 

[clcustom1911]

Sometimes when you get a perfectly good part delivered, you need to take a hack saw to it.

Where was that stupid thread on "shtf optics"?

Yeah........ dot with bomb-proof iron backups.

 

[clcustom1911]

Just sharing some videos from @clcustom1911 bachelor party.

More like....

Final set of 5 reps on incline dumbell press

 

[whatsupdoc]

 

[Dirty D]

@168BTHPM missed it by 1 IQ point

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Charlie112]

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They are some building SOB!!!Love me some bees!!!!!

 

[168BTHPM]

More like....

Final set of 5 reps on incline dumbell press
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You went to the gym for your bachelor party? Dude not everything in life revolves around your hair and being a T-shirt jock. They aren't going to put "Great Hair and Awesome Front Delts" on your tombstone. Take your sweetheart to a concert, let your hair down and dance like no one is watching, because really no one is watching.

BTW: Stop doing T-shirt exercises and do man exercises like squats, deadlift and benchpress. Your delts will look just fine.

Edit: Okay I give up. I had to fix a fix that auto correct did. @clcustom1911 got me.

 

[clcustom1911]

Small/fit titties are best titties.... because dat ass tho

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[A.sosa]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[clcustom1911]

You went to the gym for your bachelor party? Dude not everything in life revolves around your hair and being a T-shirt jock. They aren't going to put "Great Hair and Awesome Front Delts" on your tombstone. Take your sweetheart to a concert, let your hair down and dance like no one is watching, because really no one is watching.

BTW: Stop doing T-shirt exercises and do man exercises like squats, deadlift and benchrest. Your delts will look just fine.

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Front delts are for the gays. Quads for the God's.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[LuckyDuck]

Just sharing some videos from @clcustom1911 bachelor party.

A video under 30 seconds that encapsulates a lifetime of poor decision making. This is their opus and should be included in lesson plans all across the nation.

Also rules so...

-LD

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]