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When you're a bit too excited to function check you new build and get on them trails a bit too quick to avoid some rocks
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In LV now. Bunch of freaks around here. One minute a bunch of very obese black women riding down the sidewalk on those three wheel scooters like a herd of wildebeests and the next some tramp weighing in at 35 pounds roughly passed us by wearing no bottoms, just an oversized top. Yes, bush in front and very nasty ass.... pass the eye bleach please.This coming Saturday is gonna be amazing. ThePolish Princess arrives in Las Vegas
[Yes, she has a resemblance to the quoted picture from that angle. She's actually more better-er]
In LV now. Bunch of freaks around here. One minute a bunch of very obese black women riding down the sidewalk on those three wheel scooters like a herd of wildebeests and the next some tramp weighing in at 35 pounds roughly passed us by wearing no bottoms, just an oversized top. Yes, bush in front and very nasty ass.... pass the eye bleach please.
I'm gonna weigh in here and point out something that struck me as, well, um, not really odd.
You saw the front and were:
Pick one.
1. Appalled
2. Disgusted
3. Intrigued
4. Aroused
5. All of the above.
Dang, now I need a flame thrower!
Would have helped wth the big ol’ brontosaurus ribeye we’re cookin’ up for dinner right now!
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edit: on a plate for scale, this thing’s friggin’ huge!
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Meanwhile @Dirty D @akmike47 and @clcustom1911 are trying to schedule their baby showers around each other.
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Jokes on you bitch, ya can’t get an STD from fucking a fat roll.
Wasn't that bone kinda hard to eat around in the sandwich?Yeah, yeah…. Quoting my own post. That bone-in ribeye is almost as good as leftovers in a steak sammich for lunch today at work…almost.
I present to you char-grilled Boeuf on fresh baguette, accompanied by a side of petit cornichon
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What about a yeast infection?Jokes on you bitch, ya can’t get an STD from fucking a fat roll.
Unless it’s your mom
That's where the guy who washes the PV modules lives.
1-3. Wife with me, so better not stare long enough for 4. Or she would be 1 and 2 and definitely not 4.I'm gonna weigh in here and point out something that struck me as, well, um, not really odd.
You saw the front and were:
Pick one.
1. Appalled
2. Disgusted
3. Intrigued
4. Aroused
5. All of the above.
I remember the guy that found a gun in a dumpster. You must be his brotherJust scored all this for a $100 from a friend of a friend. Old guy was going down with alzheimers and the family had him haul it all off.
I felt bad he was ok with a 100 since he's a broke musician so I gave him an old 12 string guitar i had.
over 17k primers. That should hold me for awhile.
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At least it isn’t a micropenis
Okay, I give. Why are there six big rubber mallet heads strapped to those pipes?
And yet she climbs into my cab every time I stop at the Flying JMom said stop calling her out, you got nothing to satisfy her.
Who hasn’t?