Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[143lrsd]

When you're a bit too excited to function check you new build and get on them trails a bit too quick to avoid some rocks

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Function check both suppressed and unsuppressed went perfectly perfect.

3 Ton Off-Road Jack

Amazing deals on this 3 Ton Off-Road Jack at Harbor Freight. Quality tools & low prices.

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Best thing you can get for your off roading adventures!

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Soulezoo]

This coming Saturday is gonna be amazing. The Polish Princess arrives in Las Vegas

[Yes, she has a resemblance to the quoted picture from that angle. She's actually more better-er]

In LV now. Bunch of freaks around here. One minute a bunch of very obese black women riding down the sidewalk on those three wheel scooters like a herd of wildebeests and the next some tramp weighing in at 35 pounds roughly passed us by wearing no bottoms, just an oversized top. Yes, bush in front and very nasty ass.... pass the eye bleach please.

 

[Hippy_Steve]

 

[Hippy_Steve]

 

[Mike Casselton]

In LV now. Bunch of freaks around here. One minute a bunch of very obese black women riding down the sidewalk on those three wheel scooters like a herd of wildebeests and the next some tramp weighing in at 35 pounds roughly passed us by wearing no bottoms, just an oversized top. Yes, bush in front and very nasty ass.... pass the eye bleach please.

I'm gonna weigh in here and point out something that struck me as, well, um, not really odd.

You saw the front and were:

Pick one.

1. Appalled
2. Disgusted
3. Intrigued
4. Aroused
5. All of the above.

 

[Anb618]

I'm gonna weigh in here and point out something that struck me as, well, um, not really odd.

You saw the front and were:

Pick one.

1. Appalled
2. Disgusted
3. Intrigued
4. Aroused
5. All of the above.

 

[geek65]

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What species is it, because it sure isn't human / female.

 

[91Eunozs]

Dang, now I need a flame thrower!

Would have helped wth the big ol’ brontosaurus ribeye we’re cookin’ up for dinner right now!

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edit: on a plate for scale, this thing’s friggin’ huge!

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Yeah, yeah…. Quoting my own post. That bone-in ribeye is almost as good as leftovers in a steak sammich for lunch today at work…almost.

I present to you char-grilled Boeuf on fresh baguette, accompanied by a side of petit cornichon

 

[Dirty D]

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Meanwhile @Dirty D @akmike47 and @clcustom1911 are trying to schedule their baby showers around each other.
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[Dirty D]

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Jokes on you bitch, ya can’t get an STD from fucking a fat roll.




Unless it’s your mom

 

[Dog&Jeep]

Yeah, yeah…. Quoting my own post. That bone-in ribeye is almost as good as leftovers in a steak sammich for lunch today at work…almost.

I present to you char-grilled Boeuf on fresh baguette, accompanied by a side of petit cornichon

Wasn't that bone kinda hard to eat around in the sandwich?

 

[MrSmith]

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Damn, Velma gettin' a little svelte these days.

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[168BTHPM]

Jokes on you bitch, ya can’t get an STD from fucking a fat roll.




Unless it’s your mom

What about a yeast infection?

Mom said stop calling her out, you got nothing to satisfy her. Grandma on the other hand says you got a cute booty hole.

 

[whatsupdoc]

 

[TCreedmoor]

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That's where the guy who washes the PV modules lives.

 

[TCreedmoor]

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I believe collectors refer to this as Mint In Box.

 

[Soulezoo]

I'm gonna weigh in here and point out something that struck me as, well, um, not really odd.

You saw the front and were:

Pick one.

1. Appalled
2. Disgusted
3. Intrigued
4. Aroused
5. All of the above.

1-3. Wife with me, so better not stare long enough for 4. Or she would be 1 and 2 and definitely not 4.
Gotta be careful out there gents.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

Okay, who got into @akmike47 's medical records?

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

Just scored all this for a $100 from a friend of a friend. Old guy was going down with alzheimers and the family had him haul it all off.
I felt bad he was ok with a 100 since he's a broke musician so I gave him an old 12 string guitar i had.
over 17k primers. That should hold me for awhile.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[nesikabay]

Just scored all this for a $100 from a friend of a friend. Old guy was going down with alzheimers and the family had him haul it all off.
I felt bad he was ok with a 100 since he's a broke musician so I gave him an old 12 string guitar i had.
over 17k primers. That should hold me for awhile.
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I remember the guy that found a gun in a dumpster. You must be his brother

 

[cas6969]

 

[akmike47]

Okay, who got into @akmike47 's medical records?

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At least it isn’t a micropenis

 

[lash]

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Okay, I give. Why are there six big rubber mallet heads strapped to those pipes?

 

[Dirty D]

Mom said stop calling her out, you got nothing to satisfy her.

And yet she climbs into my cab every time I stop at the Flying J

 

[Dirty D]

Okay, who got into @akmike47 's medical records?

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Who hasn’t?

 

[Dirty D]

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[DubfromGA]

 

[LuckyDuck]

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Not gonna lie, that one got me.

-LD

 

[RUTGERS95]

Just scored all this for a $100 from a friend of a friend. Old guy was going down with alzheimers and the family had him haul it all off.
I felt bad he was ok with a 100 since he's a broke musician so I gave him an old 12 string guitar i had.
over 17k primers. That should hold me for awhile.
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douche move on your part

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[168BTHPM]

And yet she climbs into my cab every time I stop at the Flying J
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Like they say twenty dollars is twenty dollars.

 

[akmike47]

Am I the only one who finds the voice overs annoying?

 

[168BTHPM]

Am I the only one who finds the voice overs annoying?

Some of them are funny, but a lot of them are as annoying as listening to @Dirty D complain that grandma pegged him with the small dong again.

 

[lash]

And yet she climbs into my cab every time I stop at the Flying J
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I jus’ gotta say here…if’n your momma looks like that now, ya’all ar younger’n peach fuzz.

 

[Conaso]

Like they say twenty dollars is twenty dollars.

Dirty D is charging the Lot Lizards? Geez, it's O.K. to be easy but do you have to be so cheap?

 

[168BTHPM]

I jus’ gotta say here…if’n your momma looks like that now, ya’all ar younger’n peach fuzz.

No, be serious. That picture is @Dirty D leading the way into his truck.