Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Boatninja]

I had an instructor in auto tech who said he stole a cop car once. Getting drunk somewhere throwing rocks at trucks on the road and running and hiding. Cop shows up he runs. Cop chases, he just runs around the building when he comes bqck around to the front the car is running door is open and cherries are on.

He is like i jump in drive off. I was laughing tearing down dirt roads spinning donuts and shit and all at once he said he realized. I can't unsteel this cop car. Like I can't just go give it back and we all have a good laugh.

He said he never did get caught and the crime was never reported or talked about publicly. The town is less then 1500 so word gets around.

There was a fight in a bar on the beach here in the 70's, somebody calls cops from pay phone, cop comes sliding in and jumps out of the car and runs in to quell the disturbance, no disturbance all quiet. Cop walks out of bar to find his Crown Vic out on the third bar in the surf with lights still flashing! The next morning at high tide the lights were all that was above water was the lights, still flashing! It would have made an excellent ad for car batteries. It is still known as Kody's Car Wash. I have no idea who did it. ;-))))))

 

[Maxduty]

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da fuq?

 

[BG94591]

 

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[Hippy_Steve]

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[Skeptic1]

I'm wondering if any of you gentlemen are posting pictures of your old ladies?

 

[Hippy_Steve]

I'm wondering if any of you gentlemen are posting pictures of your old ladies?

I don’t because your mom told me she’s camera shy.

 

[nockhunter]

 

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[Barneybdb]

 

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[Barneybdb]

I think I have found a use for AI, it should be fitted to all motor vehicles and connected to the turn signals to give a warning of what the idiot behind the wheel is planning to do...

 

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[TCreedmoor]

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[TCreedmoor]

I think I have found a use for AI, it should be fitted to all motor vehicles and connected to the turn signals to give a warning of what the idiot behind the wheel is planning to do...

Even AI isn’t THAT smart.

The difference between Genius and Stupidity is that Genius has limits.

 

[Bullfrog08]

Even AI isn’t THAT smart.

The difference between Genius and Stupidity is that Genius has limits.

What is it with not using a signal? Lazy or turn signals are just not cool?

 

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[CRT2]

What is it with not using a signal? Lazy or turn signals are just not cool?

Mostly liberals thinking they are saving electricity - you know “Save the environment”!!!

 

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[cas6969]

 

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[Maple One]

 

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[Fig]

any of us caught doing those things on the gestapo gun buying paper work? guarantee a term of 10-20 starting ASAP.

They hardly EVER prosecute that crime. It is normally very difficult to prove beyond a reasonable doubt unless you have all the text messages, emails, communications, and the perp writes a book where he talks about buying crack during the same time period he bought the gun.

As has been pointed out, the laptop has evidence of hundreds of lock-you-up-and-throw-away-the-key felonies as well as treason punishable by death, and these are literally the only crimes on it that don't link back directly to Joe Biden. You don't think a man who would use his drug addicted son as his international bag man, and put him with the worst kind of foreign scum looking to use him wouldn't also use him to hide his crimes by making a show trial of it?

 

[fpgt72]

We all mock bike people but in a race..that sucks

I rode my friends “race” bike a few times

1, insane how efficient it is there is almost zero drag

2, it’s so uncomfortable. Even compared to a regular road bike Having your ass up that high..you don’t understand until you do it once

3, sooo unstable, you don’t dare shift weight too much on your elbows.

4, it was windy one time and the slab side rim is like a sail, you get pushed all over

So you say you have experience with your "ass up that high"?

I will just take your word for that.

 

[lariat]

What is it with not using a signal? Lazy or turn signals are just not cool?

Using turn signals is a sign of weakness.

 

[Bandit320]

The only use for turn signals is to wake up the mentally shut down day dreamers so they can see what they should have already noticed.

 

[sandhiller]

What is it with not using a signal? Lazy or turn signals are just not cool?

From what I see from people I meet on the road

Steer with one hand
Phone in the other.
Maybe should make turn signals foot operated................................

 

[Fig]

How 'bout get out of the fast lane you fucking hillbillies (you know who you are) with nowhere to go and nowhere to be.

Turn signals are basic manners, also something you probably don't have.

 

[brianf]

So you say you have experience with your "ass up that high"?

I will just take your word for that.

Some time you got to pay the bills lol

 

[TCreedmoor]

What is it with not using a signal? Lazy or turn signals are just not cool?

Maybe they’re just out of blinker fluid.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

We all mock bike people but in a race..that sucks

I rode my friends “race” bike a few times

1, insane how efficient it is there is almost zero drag

2, it’s so uncomfortable. Even compared to a regular road bike Having your ass up that high..you don’t understand until you do it once

3, sooo unstable, you don’t dare shift weight too much on your elbows.

4, it was windy one time and the slab side rim is like a sail, you get pushed all over

I used to road race when I was twelve. The Red Zinger Mini Classic. We did the same circuits as the Red Zinger/Coors Classic. You may have seen some in the movie American Flyers. Specifically the first race, Morgul Bismark. Except I rode the hill he carried the bike. The "Wall".

Morgul-Bismark - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Me crashing.

 

[The D]

How 'bout get out of the fast lane you fucking hillbillies (you know who you are) with nowhere to go and nowhere to be.

Turn signals are basic manners, also something you probably don't have.

Yeah, get the fuck out of the way of those of us that don’t have anything to do but need to be there now. Fucking inconsiderate pricks

 

[TCreedmoor]

Darwin works in mysterious ways

 

[lash]

I thought this was great. Of course it was reversed, as you can see that the winds are right to left. I wonder where it did land?

 

[BG94591]

I'm wondering if any of you gentlemen are posting pictures of your old ladies?

 

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