Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Philosophy - Grad students write papers about the black cat

Metaphysics - Develop a hypothesis about the black cat, but never prove or disprove its existence

Theology - Interpret ancient letters to support your religion

Science - Wait 20 years for lab assistant to admit he painted the cat and it was originally tabby

Erwin Schrödinger - There’s a black cat in a dark room that may or may not still be alive. Until you turn on the light, the cat can be thought of as both alive and dead.

Universities - We need more grant money to study the existence of the black cat.

Haitians in Springfield - Mmmm…. burp.

BLM - The black cat was enslaved! Black cats are disenfranchised. If you are superstitious about black cats, you’re racist. We want reparations for ALL black cats.

Woke Corporate America - We need to hire and promote cats of all colors, genders and sizes. Except for white, unneutered cats. (unless they like show tunes)

Some of the high volume posters on this thread - Scour the internet for evidence so they can invoke Rule 34 as proof that the black cat does exist in the dark room.
 
Last night we had our annual fundraiser smoker for our small VFD
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This was my AO from about 5:00 till 10:00 when we ran out of nuts to cook
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But it was worth it
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50# brisket, 45# nuts and 30# brats plus all the salads and desserts the ladies brought

The motivational part of all this is the community came through and donated over $16000 to help us continue to volunteer to fight fire.

Can't do it without their support!

And, as an additional, we have a good group of young guys that are taking ownership of the department.

As us OG's pass on more responsibility, they are proving they are capable