Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[packratt]

My wife hit one doing 80mph on the highway… bitch came out of nowhere!

I was in the passenger seat and it hit on my side. Had to kick the door open. It pushed the front fender back into the door and jammed it. Did 28k worth of damage to her expedition!

I'm definitely an ace working on the second.

Last one was right after I got my new to me truck. Running down interstate around 70 in a crewcab dually with trailer loaded with a tractor. Damn doe stepped out and stopped middle of my lane. Locked up brakes and it didn't move. Foot to floor and hit the little bitch at speed. Ranch Hand bumper that came with truck more than paid for itself. About a mike later realized I hadn't seen deer pop up behind trailer. Pulled over, unhooked leg from steering linkage, brushed hair off tow hook and got rolling.

 

[akmike47]

I'm definitely an ace working on the second.

Last one was right after I got my new to me truck. Running down interstate around 70 in a crewcab dually with trailer loaded with a tractor. Damn doe stepped out and stopped middle of my lane. Locked up brakes and it didn't move. Foot to floor and hit the little bitch at speed. Ranch Hand bumper that came with truck more than paid for itself. About a mike later realized I hadn't seen deer pop up behind trailer. Pulled over, unhooked leg from steering linkage, brushed hair off tow hook and got rolling.

I ran through an angus cow on a dark back road when I was 14-15 diving with my dad. Nearly shit, him too lol


I have bad luck

 

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[mosin46]

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sexiest woman in human history

 

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[cas6969]

At the 2:05ish mark why is bro wearing NODs in the middle of the day?

He's looking under them, using them to shade his eye like the brim of a hat.

It's obvious you don't do concrete work.

 

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[Blue Sky Country]

How technology is advancing in the current age:

This is a 2800 lumen Fenix TK76 from 2013. An absolute behemoth of a light powered by three CREE U2 LEDs and 4 18650 cells. No longer in production since 2018.



And this is a 3000 lumen current production Fenix PD40RV3.0, introduced in late 2022. Powered by a single SFT70 LED and one 5000 MAH 21700 battery. Can also run on 18650 batteries using the Fenix ALF-18 battery adaptor casing. Barely larger than my 6 year old 1000 lumen Fenix UC35V2.0 tac-light and fits in the same size ALP-10 hardcase belt holster. Just ten years time between this and the behemoth above.

And most of the technology that powers the world today started appearing in the final 2 decades of the 19th century. In the movie Gangs of New York, people in 1863 NYC used modes of transportation, illuminated and heated their homes with implements, and took on trades that remained completely unchanged from the time of King Aethelred of Anglo Saxon England at the beginning of the Viking raids and would have easily been identifiable to a farmer in the early Middle Ages. 20 years later however, electric lighting, telephone, and the first D-cell flashlights became commercially available.

 

[Marinevet1]

I own several Fenix lights.................this is by far the most impressive...............

Fenix TK30 White Laser Flashlight

The Fenix TK30 is a white laser flashlight that throws 500 lumens a jaw-dropping distance of 3937 feet (1200m)—that is 3/4 of a mile!

www.fenixlighting.com

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I own several Fenix lights.................this is by far the most impressive...............

Fenix TK30 White Laser Flashlight

The Fenix TK30 is a white laser flashlight that throws 500 lumens a jaw-dropping distance of 3937 feet (1200m)—that is 3/4 of a mile!

www.fenixlighting.com

Dude those LEPs are no joke. Literal lasers at their operational cores. That standard single cell tac-light sized TK30 will outperform one of the smaller fort wall mounted carbon-arc coastal defense artillery crew searchlights from the early 1900s...

 

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[Devildog]

 

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[judgedelta]

I've got a black and tan German shepherd bitch that had a similar transformation. I've still got the girlfriend, however.

 

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[mosin46]

the pols are in a bad place. enough people know that epstein was murdered by gov while under gov control in jail with suicide watch. if they off this scum the same way gonna be harder to sell it.
of course they tried to kill trump twice,much like JFK,LHO,ruby project,and MSM doesn't admit either or even mention them. so,maybe same deal with same results.

 

[TCreedmoor]

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And the Rock n' Roll world was introduced to the vibraslap.

 

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[cas6969]

I’m suddenly craving a sugar coated donut.

 

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[brianf]

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Almost puked at my desk

 

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[143lrsd]

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EVERY SINGLE TIME!