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As a former inspector, why the fuck didn’t they use a bigger rod? lol
That’s a great use for the 35 or so hitchhiker tongues I have in the freezerI thought his one had tongues???
My moms skinny, we both know you wouldn’t like thatIt reminds me of your mom
I really like her face and boobs and she has a killer body. The tatoos putse off though.
When I was a teen, I had a liquor store that didn’t card me and I used to get King Cobras for $1.36 each. I fucking loved it!!! I told my wife this and 20 years later she will bring me a King Cobra! The trick is put that bitch in the freezer for 45min and slam that bitch when you open her up. You will be fucked up!
The amount of times I've hat to pull stuff out of my dog's ass...