Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[akmike47]

Oh Derek aka Turdcutter308, my mix tape is fire AF and that wasn’t me making animal noises that was your mom.

 

[Marinevet1]

Hot teachers!

 

[Dirty D]

Why is Little Rocket Man sending you booty pics? Are you two suck buddies?

He seened my dank assed memes

 

[mudholestomper]

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JHC that makes my butthole pucker.

 

[mudholestomper]

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Sorry, but that’s just dumb.

 

[mudholestomper]

This is why I sit in the dark listening to Pink Floyd at 100W on Halloween night.

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Touch some grass. The internet is not what it’s like in the real world.

 

[mudholestomper]

I tell my wife to get the big/ regular size bars

I remember when I was a kid one house always handed out big 3 musketeers bars. Said I would do it when I get older

Snickers, almond joy, 3 musk

I definitely fuck with almond joy.

 

[168BTHPM]

JHC that makes my butthole pucker.

Have you told @Dirty D or @akmike47 about this? They may be very interested.

 

[mudholestomper]

Why "cope cages" on tanks do NOT work:

In recent years, metal cupolas nicknamed "cope cages" have been seen attached to the top of tanks in various countries in a constant state of war like Russia, Ukraine, Myanmar, Israel, and Syria in the advent of the proliferation of top attack antitank munitions and drone delivered EFP mines that target a tank's most vulnerable part, the thinly armored top. The idea behind the cages is to provide space for an EFP blast to lose enough of it's velocity that it would not be able to penetrate the vehicle after a certain range. In reality though, an EFP blast is like a superpowered plasma shotgun delivering a blast of molten metal droplets at velocities of up to 23,000 FEET PER SECOND. A few additional feet of space around an EFP blast does absolutely nothing to mitigate the sheer force behind the directed explosion, as this slow motion shot of a TOW missile versus a modern MBT shows:




The only thing in existence so far that has proved to be able to counteract an EFP attack is explosive-reactive armor.

So kinda like wearing a chin diaper during Covid…

 

[akmike47]

Have you told @Dirty D or @akmike47 about this? They may be very interested.

 

[168BTHPM]

Do big titties scare your boyfriend too?

You could have asked @akmike47 yourself.

 

[168BTHPM]

He seened my dank assed memes

I bet that's not all he "seened".

 

[mudholestomper]

That's the last time @Dirty D and @akmike47 double date. Besides @Dirty D doesn't look good in a short skirt "anymore".

That blonde was effective and efficient.

 

[akmike47]

You could have asked @akmike47 yourself.

I dated this chick with surprisingly perky GG cups. One day we were out and she decided to shove my face in them and she reached up and whipped my head down by my shirt collar no warning and smashed my nose square into her sternum.

I saw stars, and barely felt tits on my chin 8/10. Later she tried to give me a drunk dry hand job standing in a parking lot right next to a busy main road.

 

[akmike47]

I bet that's not all he "seened".

He seened directly into his colon through that gaper

 

[Dirty D]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

I dated this chick with surprisingly perky GG cups. One day we were out and she decided to shove my face in them and she reached up and whipped my head down by my shirt collar no warning and smashed my nose square into her sternum.

I saw stars, and barely felt tits on my chin 8/10. Later she tried to give me a drunk dry hand job standing in a parking lot right next to a busy main road

And then you woke up from the ruffies and realized you were in @Dirty D 's dubba wide luv shack.

 

[akmike47]

And then you woke up from the ruffies and realized you were in @Dirty D 's dubba wide luv shack.

Nah, it as reality. Dating is weird times.

 

[akmike47]

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I mean she ain’t my first choice, but as long as she just hanging around…

 

[mudholestomper]

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She has the same body as my wife. Thin and natural, with normal feminine proportions. My wife drives me absolutely nuts (in the best ways).

 

[akmike47]

She has the same body as my wife. Thin and natural, with normal feminine proportions. My wife drives me absolutely nuts (in the best ways).

So the same as 60% of them

 

[mudholestomper]

Great dad reflexes!

 

[mudholestomper]

So the same as 60% of them

Not sure what that has to do with my wife’s body resembling the lady in the picture.

What does the 60% represent?

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[theLBC]

 

[theLBC]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

LOL, yes he does. You be the judge...

Wrong tits bro, you’re just hoping for an Adams Apple

 

[BG94591]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Dirty D]

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The jokes on you bitch, I don’t have a soul to steal.

 

[Dirty D]

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Probably been posted before, but wtf this doesn’t get old.

Katerina Hartlova, she’s a giver

 

[Dirty D]

Have you told @Dirty D or @akmike47 about this? They may be very interested.

Just because GAYKMike47 and I call you SloppyFloppy doesn’t mean we’ve moved on (yet).

 

[168BTHPM]

@Dirty D eating his dick noodle soup.

 

[Dirty D]

I dated this chick with surprisingly perky GG cups. One day we were out and she decided to shove my face in them and she reached up and whipped my head down by my shirt collar no warning and smashed my nose square into her sternum.

I saw stars, and barely felt tits on my chin 8/10. Later she tried to give me a drunk dry hand job standing in a parking lot right next to a busy main road.

 

[Dirty D]

@Dirty D eating his dick noodle soup.

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Well it’s obviously not from anyone on the Hide because it ain’t tiny.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Threadcutter308]

Someone read my mind........

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[kl3309]

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Bitch stole that look

 

[The D]

The jokes on you bitch, I don’t have a soul to steal.

Maybe the underworld accepts std’s as currency? I’m sure the exchange rate isn’t as good as souls but we all know you can make up for that

 

[akmike47]

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Nasty

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Nasty

Ohh puhleeez

 

[EddieNFL]

Touch some grass. The internet is not what it’s like in the real world.

 

[JimTN]

Several times, but bounced right back. LOL