Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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@Dirty D we all mourn your next four years of celibacy. Look on the bright side, that stuff is going to be so stank four years from now.



I can assure you all right now... with 100% certainty... this thing will have zero problems avoiding any relationships with the male of the species for the next, 4, well... probably forever.
 
I was just watching a Fox News video on this. She paid Oprah $1 million, Beyoncé $10 million, and Megan The Stallion $5 million, not to mention the other celebs that performed and stumped for her along the way. If these celebrity elitists all believed in her so much, and hated Trump SO much, why weren’t they donating their time and energy to the cause?
 

1) That’s a boxer. Clowns. Playful. Loyal. Not fucking cats that would shit in your helmet “just because”. If it took a dump in the helmet, the reason(s) lie with one or more two-legged shitbags.

2) Speaking of shitbags, whoever yelled at that boxer hard enough and mean enough to make it pin its ears down and look miserable like that is a complete coward and fucktard. Doesn’t deserve that dog… or happiness… or kids. Well, maybe those kids.

3) Speaking of kids, if the crotch-fruit didn’t leave her gear around with a leashed-up dog that needs to take a shit, then her helmet would be fine. Make her clean it to cement the lesson.



Anyone in that dog’s life who has a problem with its drop-score and chosen DZ can just:

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