Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Maple One]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

Damn... I'm already married.

 

[david walter]

Whoever did the transcript needs to Google the words to The Marines' Hymn.

Good on the SSgt for making this happen.

Awfully dusty in here right now… Thank you for posting that.

 

[Garvey]

I had a buddy that had kidney stones. Every day for a few months I would put tiny bits of gravel in the toilet. He went to the doctor several times asking why he didn't feel the stones passing like he did before. Still haven't had the heart to tell him I am the reason he spent a couple of hundred bucks on co pays and tons of time at the doctor's office for absolutely nothing.

I've seen some fucked up pranks. That rates as a Top 5. I tip my hat to you, sir.

 

[TCreedmoor]

 

[TCreedmoor]

View attachment 8544364

Did your meemaw make that for you?

 

[MO Fugga]

Did your meemaw make that for you?

She could be passing it down....

 

[TCreedmoor]

View attachment 8544475

Fart spray has entered the chat.

 

[TCreedmoor]

View attachment 8544522

The warning signs were there. You just chose to ignore them.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

Found this photo here...

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[Zap_Rowsdower]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[WaywardSon]

View attachment 8544648

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Threadcutter308]

Damn, those jug ears………

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[akmike47]

View attachment 8544694

Jedidiah will have all the ladies at the barn raising wanting after this pic.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[143lrsd]

 

[Zap_Rowsdower]

 

[Mwalex]

 

[canman]

View attachment 8544737

Why? Did they say?

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Dingodog]

View attachment 8544662

Who is that?

 

[Edsel]

On a more serious note, this really needs to be looked into further.

 

[Fx51LP308]

View attachment 8544753

View attachment 8544754

On a more serious note, this really needs to be looked into further.

Yeah, that's carcinoma potential if ever I saw....

 

[Dirty D]

@akmike47 “do these shorts make my ass look big”
The kids on the playground “no, your ass makes that truck look small”

 

[Dirty D]

View attachment 8544738

Why can’t you use a normal vibrator like everyone else?

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[Smokeshot]

 

[Smokeshot]

 

[Smokeshot]

 

[Smokeshot]

 

[Smokeshot]

 

[Smokeshot]

 

[Smokeshot]

 

[carbonbased]

@akmike47 “do these shorts make my ass look big”
The kids on the playground “no, your ass makes that truck look small”

View attachment 8544768

 

[fx77]

View attachment 8544753

View attachment 8544754

On a more serious note, this really needs to be looked into further.

Papillomatous nevus or dreadful melanoma

 

[TCreedmoor]

View attachment 8544793

 

[BG94591]