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My buddy drunk fingered a chick outside of a party and he “thought it would look sexy” to lick his fingers in the middle of it, but it was pretty dark and he said the texture was similar to licking chunky mayo off his fingers and it tasted rotten. Needless to say he puked everywhere.
That’s an anteater not and aardvark, it’s from South America. I kept my mouth shut, but the retardation has gone on long enough
Anteater
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Aardvark
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He should have carried her like a six pack.My buddy drunk fingered a chick outside of a party and he “thought it would look sexy” to lick his fingers in the middle of it, but it was pretty dark and he said the texture was similar to licking mayo off his fingers and it tasted rotten. Needless to say he puked everywhere.
Him telling the story is 10 times funnier.
He said he might have been drunk enough he fingered her ass and didn’t realize it. I forgot that part.He should have carried her like a six pack.
Well avocado is ruined for me now, thanks
Is it gay to eat guacamole too?
Pretty sure after a long day of milking bulls you just suck it out of the skinI thought it just meant that you can eat it now with your hands tied behind your back???
Pretty sure after a long day of milking bulls you just suck it out of the skin
Shit happens.He said he might have been drunk enough he fingered her ass and didn’t realize it. I forgot that part.
Are you related to the Alberta Dycks? Watch the whole video
Pretty sure she was a kid in that movie 14-15 years old or so.
You forgot chili petin… The Hotest of them all!What a fuckwit!! That is sheer stupidity and incompetence. I know, I know, fucking Captain Obvious here, but that shit just pisses me off big time.
Now back to your regularly scheduled program.
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Giant industrial size. They work, you need to try one.
Pretty sure after a long day of milking bulls you just suck it out of the skin
But it’s sooooooo much fun!