Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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My buddy drunk fingered a chick outside of a party and he “thought it would look sexy” to lick his fingers in the middle of it, but it was pretty dark and he said the texture was similar to licking chunky mayo off his fingers and it tasted rotten. Needless to say he puked everywhere.

Him telling the story is 10 times funnier.

Edit: He said he might have been drunk enough he fingered her ass and didn’t realize it. I forgot that part.
 
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My buddy drunk fingered a chick outside of a party and he “thought it would look sexy” to lick his fingers in the middle of it, but it was pretty dark and he said the texture was similar to licking mayo off his fingers and it tasted rotten. Needless to say he puked everywhere.

Him telling the story is 10 times funnier.
He should have carried her like a six pack.
 

Honestly, that's kind of a shitty thing to do. I would have limited it to flipping him the bird as I walked by. If, even that.

Those kind of people are a complete waste of time. You know that if they got sucked into the biden/harris bullshit in the first place, they don't have a shred of common sense. In that regard, nothing is going to change their mind and they are not worth the bother.
 
What a fuckwit!! That is sheer stupidity and incompetence. I know, I know, fucking Captain Obvious here, but that shit just pisses me off big time.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

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