Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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My buddy drunk fingered a chick outside of a party and he “thought it would look sexy” to lick his fingers in the middle of it, but it was pretty dark and he said the texture was similar to licking mayo off his fingers and it tasted rotten. Needless to say he puked everywhere.

Him telling the story is 10 times funnier.
He should have carried her like a six pack.
 

Honestly, that's kind of a shitty thing to do. I would have limited it to flipping him the bird as I walked by. If, even that.

Those kind of people are a complete waste of time. You know that if they got sucked into the biden/harris bullshit in the first place, they don't have a shred of common sense. In that regard, nothing is going to change their mind and they are not worth the bother.
 
What a fuckwit!! That is sheer stupidity and incompetence. I know, I know, fucking Captain Obvious here, but that shit just pisses me off big time.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

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You forgot chili petin… The Hotest of them all!

 
My friend has a pretty big repair and body shop.

When he was younger and not married yet, he’d get head a few times a month from women who wanted their inspection for free etc.

First time or 2 he had no idea what was going on. When he was starting out he’d drive the customer home if it was close..trying to drum up business

He said word didn’t get around it was just part of the business
 
Leftist batshit insanity takes a new turn: Leftist protesting against nomination of RFK Jr. into leadership of Dept. Of Health and his perfectly normal and sensible health advice about seed oils chug bottle of cooking oil...




RFK Jr. should release another bulletin in the next week stressing that inhaling butane and lighter fuel to get high is very bad for you and you should never do it. Seems like we have a self correcting problem with these leftist parasites.

For normal people, the nomination of RFK Jr. is a very good thing because he knows how to really turn up the heat on shady food and drug manufacturers looking to make quick bucks at the potential expense of peoples' lives and health. If the leftists hate him, even better. Just confirms that we need him nominated even more. How much does anybody want to bet that the left would LOVE to have Mike Pence installed in some very high position again?
 
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That young man has a VERY promising future in leadership. Very eloquent, razor sharp, and delivers points like a smart missile. He needs to be provided with ample opportunities to pursue internships and field work experience with current Patriot stars and rising leaders and their mentorship. 👍