Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Meanwhile at @Threadcutter308 's house.

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Not sure if the guy smoking a pepper is real, but I think this one is



YIKES!!! I would ONLY be willing to down 3 Carolina Reapers and an entire bottle of liquor for an election bet. NATIONAL elections ONLY, not state or local... 😂 I can feel that pain through the screen holy shieet...
 
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Use to work with a guy that ran himself over with his own jeep twice.

Lifted on 35’s. Standing on the ground he leaned in to push on the clutch and start it, only he forgot he left it in gear. Took his hand off and away it went. Then he got up and ran after it and got run over again!!! Jeep ran into a tree in his yard and stalled out. Thankfully not the house.
Almost ran myself over with ye olde 12v Cummins once. The ignition switch failed, and I ain't no quitter so I rolled underneath it and jumped the starter with a screwdriver. It started almost instantly and did exactly what you'd expect a diesel left in 1st gear to do. Rolled out quick, hopped in and waved goodbye to my wife that almost had a heart attack watching it all happen. The guys at work thought it was pretty cool at least. Currently looking for a picture of the old unit.
In the meantime enjoy my oldest sons learning experience.
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Was I the only one hoping it would projectile vomit on her face?
Nope, that’s the only reason I watched the whole thing
Not sure if the guy smoking a pepper is real, but I think this one is

I love videos like these. Everyone thinks they’re a hardass before dancing with those fucking things.

 
Almost ran myself over with ye olde 12v Cummins once. The ignition switch failed, and I ain't no quitter so I rolled underneath it and jumped the starter with a screwdriver. It started almost instantly and did exactly what you'd expect a diesel left in 1st gear to do. Rolled out quick, hopped in and waved goodbye to my wife that almost had a heart attack watching it all happen. The guys at work thought it was pretty cool at least. Currently looking for a picture of the old unit.
In the meantime enjoy my oldest sons learning experience.View attachment 8552850View attachment 8552852
And I'll raise you one in a thigh......

Not me.

Doc
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And I'll raise you one in a thigh......

Not me.

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I watched a guy press a construction stapler to the palm of his hand and pull the trigger. He looked at the staple in his hand and then at the ejection port on the stapler and then repeated shooting another staple into the palm of his hand. He seemed to be confused about how the stapler worked. He set it down and grabbed a pair of needle nosed pliers and pulled both of the 3/4 in staples out of his hand. He never flinched or said ouch or anything. He walked away with blood dripping from his hand. I looked around and one other guy on the job had witnessed it. We kinda shrugged and shook our head and went back to working. Beat anything I had seen.
I've seen several nail gun incidents. Hands nailed to 2X4's. Feet nailed. One deflection that hit a guy in the face.
 
I watched a guy press a construction stapler to the palm of his hand and pull the trigger. He looked at the staple in his hand and then at the ejection port on the stapler and then repeated shooting another staple into the palm of his hand. He seemed to be confused about how the stapler worked. He set it down and grabbed a pair of needle nosed pliers and pulled both of the 3/4 in staples out of his hand. He never flinched or said ouch or anything. He walked away with blood dripping from his hand. I looked around and one other guy on the job had witnessed it. We kinda shrugged and shook our head and went back to working. Beat anything I had seen.
I've seen several nail gun incidents. Hands nailed to 2X4's. Feet nailed. One deflection that hit a guy in the face.
Shock will do weird things.

Guy put a nail through his dick into his thigh one day after disabling his safety
 
Almost ran myself over with ye olde 12v Cummins once. The ignition switch failed, and I ain't no quitter so I rolled underneath it and jumped the starter with a screwdriver. It started almost instantly and did exactly what you'd expect a diesel left in 1st gear to do. Rolled out quick, hopped in and waved goodbye to my wife that almost had a heart attack watching it all happen. The guys at work thought it was pretty cool at least. Currently looking for a picture of the old unit.
In the meantime enjoy my oldest sons learning experience.View attachment 8552850View attachment 8552852
Ouch. Lessons learned that day.
 
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I had a service advisor get into a 300D turbo diesel on my lift to check the reverse lights I had already checked, then leave the car in reverse. When I hit my remote starter to set the valve clearance the engine immediately started (I like to do the valves while the engine is hot) The car proceeded to back across the shop. I managed to press the under hood shut off before it got away.
The service advisor avoided me for a month after that.