Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

An oldie but a goodie
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I have too many acres to treat. In one acre I have 2000 holes with numerous runs under the grass. I ended up rototilling the area under the trees. Then I put hardware cloth around the base of the trees into the ground. Next I made bait stations to poison any stragglers and I used repellent at the base of the trees. The coup de grace was when I burned all the grass around the orchard exposing the runs to predators.

So far so good. Fuckers!


Need to get yourself a Rodenator.

 
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The biggest balls and one of the biggest sighs of relief in history has to go to the one person who volunteered to try these out (durian fruit) and found that they are edible... Those things just LOOK like they will make you trip out of your mind for days, slicing off strips of your own epidermis one by one while giggling nonsensically until you bleed out from your self inflicted wounds. They look evil, but yet perfectly harmless and are a delicacy in parts of the world.
Ya gotta figure that dude was starving to death.

In Alaska, and maybe other parts of the Arctic, a "delicacy" that often kills entire families is called stink flipper. The flippers and other parts of a walrus are stuffed into the stomach, along with the contents of the stomach, and buried for some time. It is later dug up and eaten ceremoniously. Botulism is not uncommon.

Talking to an elder, we agreed that at some time in the past someone was starving to death and remembered burying the gut pile. They ate and survived so then it became something of a ritual to recall lean times.

I couldn't get it past my nose.
 
Ya gotta figure that dude was starving to death.

In Alaska, and maybe other parts of the Arctic, a "delicacy" that often kills entire families is called stink flipper. The flippers and other parts of a walrus are stuffed into the stomach, along with the contents of the stomach, and buried for some time. It is later dug up and eaten ceremoniously. Botulism is not uncommon.

Talking to an elder, we agreed that at some time in the past someone was starving to death and remembered burying the gut pile. They ate and survived so then it became something of a ritual to recall lean times.

I couldn't get it past my nose.
Sounds right up there with Lutefisk.... :sick:
 
Meadow voles destroyed my newly planted orchard. I hate them. I have unleashed all out war on those fuckers!
I can send my dog for a visit. He loves to dig them up and chew on them. Warning: he doesn't fill the holes back in, he'll roll in the nastiest shit he can find and he'll also kill skunks and roll on them afterwards. Dawn dish soap, baking soda and hydrogen peroxide works wonders for the smell. But he'll eat his weight in moles.
 
The biggest balls and one of the biggest sighs of relief in history has to go to the one person who volunteered to try these out (durian fruit) and found that they are edible... Those things just LOOK like they will make you trip out of your mind for days, slicing off strips of your own epidermis one by one while giggling nonsensically until you bleed out from your self inflicted wounds. They look evil, but yet perfectly harmless and are a delicacy in parts of the world.

And, BTW, in case you were wondering about "Fafaru...."

 
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“I can’t trust myself to carry in the chamber, but I can be trusted to carry with an exposed trigger and know it’s unloaded”

The amount of times I’ve had people get offended I checked their “unloaded” firearm and it’s loaded is insane
The number of “unloaded guns” that have shot people is outrageous and reason enough to check for yourself every single time.