Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Kristian_Jensen]

Is that someone famous or are you just the luckiest man alive?

Here’s a little titty Tuesday for ya fellas
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[powdahound76]

Not a posed sexy picture and still a favorite of my lady on a recent range trip.

Most amazing lady I have ever known.

 

[Fig]

Figured I'd share this here...

The flatlander douch-nozzle window licking McMansion trash... are calling the police a dozen times a day complaining about bears. The bears are not doing anything. They are just... being seen.

One utterly stupid broad posted that "It's because people are running bear dogs... they are scaring the bears into our yards where they are seeking safety." Which is utter B.S. There aren't 10 bear dog owners in the whole state. And they damn sure aren't running them through this town. Did I mention blithering idiots? Well, I do below.

So here is what I posted on our little leftist Kaffe Klatch called Front Porch Forum.


For those idiots in town complaining about bears: 1. Bears are not a problem. The problem is douche bags who build McMansions where bears live. 2. You moved to Vermont. Vermont has bears. Lots of them. You are the invasive species, not them. If you can't live with bears, go back to your urban craphole 3. Do not call the police because you see a bear. It is just doing Bear stuff. There are no criminal code violations being committed by bears. Bears, by definition, cannot commit misdemeanors or felonies. They are just being bears 4. If you think hunters are the problem... see items 1 through 3. They are not. It's you. 5. If you want to take a picture of your kid with a bear, do not put jelly on your kid's face for a cute selfle. Or... do! It will thin your progeny out of the herd... Darwin style. 6. If you want to keep bears away, take a watermelon and fill it with vodka. Leave it where bear will find it. Bears hate vodka. They will leave you alone in future. 7. If you are stupid enough to believe number 6... you deserve to have a drunk bear running around your house. 8. Bears just want to be left alone... So do Vermonters. So shut your pie holes about bears you blithering idiots.


Naturally, the butthurt little leftist trust fund yoga mom's and man bun butt-pirates took it down and banned me. I used bad words. Like... Douche and Craphole. But so tired of the little skin piccolo virtuoso's and their urban idiocy.... I was due to be banned for life anyway.

My buddy and I are going to do the watermelon thing this weekend. If I can get a bear passed out here on the farm (I have a bunch of them), I am going to Gorilla-glue a MAGA hat on its head and make national news.

Cheers,

Sirhr

Be honest. Did you read the FAQ?

"Is FPF for me?"

Clearly not. A person like you isn't interested in "community". You're just hurtful with your facts and logic. It is not welcome.

 

[TripleBull]

Not a posed sexy picture and still a favorite of my lady on a recent range trip.

Most amazing lady I have ever known.

Thumbs-up, Powdahound.

We've had AR's in the family for many years, mostly driven by our kid's "needs", lol. My wife is very old school when it comes to guns, hunting, the outdoors, etc., so she likes bolt action rifles with wood stocks. She'd never fired an AR until earlier this year, then got a wild hair and did some target shooting when we are camped up at Pawnee. She loved it. Welcome to the future, err, I mean, past. Maybe future-past. But seeing her smile after touching off a few rounds was solid gold.

 

[2ndamendfan]

You can watch the entire thing, but skip to 33:33 to see what gets @1J04 off.

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

London

Has Fallen

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

interesting street art

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[168BTHPM]

That's funny but shouldn't the letters be backwards if it is a reflection?

 

[HillBilly_Sniper]

Who is this? Inquiring minds want to know

No one famous ?

 

[hermosabeach]

Fight at the Pride Parade...
http://www.alrincon.com/imagenesblog2/videos/peleamultitudinariachicas.mp4
Video in Link- Lots of Hillary Supporters and People who will vote to free felons and ban guns...

I was going to say Girl Fight.... but I don't want to assume they are human

 

[Rthur]

Hi,

@1J04
You deserve the Phoenix Eye for degrading "Tit" Tuesday with that....whatever it's called thing.

Sincerely,
Theis

Phoenix eye and a falcon punch.

R

 

[Rthur]

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Gotta be staged.
Missing the chew can circle on back pocket.

R

 

[HillBilly_Sniper]

Gotta be staged.
Missing the chew can circle on back pocket.

R

Who says I chew

 

[1J04]

You can watch the entire thing, but skip to 33:33 to see what gets @1J04 off.

Someone wants cuffed, tased, and a ride on the wrong end of the digit master by Rimco.

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Rthur]

Who says I chew

Can't be a local of this pic and actually make that statement.
Hell, even some of the chicks do.
Whut is ya, queer?

R

 

[HillBilly_Sniper]

Can't be a local of this pic and actually make that statement.
Hell, even some of the chicks do.
Whut is ya, queer?

R

Hahahaha no queer here. We have some ladies this neck of the woods that chew but most of them would kick my ass and more than half the guys on here

 

[TripleBull]

Hahahaha no queer here. We have some ladies this neck of the woods that chew but most of them would kick my ass and more than half the guys on here

And then spit their chew on ya!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Titan85]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[hermosabeach]

And the gun is the problem.....

 

[Supersubes]

Literally dying! LOL

 

[168BTHPM]

Some of 1J04's first time customers.

 

[FS1]

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Sounds like someone needs some attention and sympathy.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Someone should have brought a .30-30!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I've actually cooked steak that way in the fireplace and in my wood stove...

Takes a bit of work... and you have to get the coals just right.

But it makes for an amazing steak! Stupid hot coals and short cooking time. Pittsburgh rare, baby!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Maple One]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[Rthur]

Triple disc blades for the win.

R

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[123Nick]

 

[jungle45]

PLEASE be a Prius....

 

[Waknstak]

Looks like a Silverado to me.....

 

[Sean the Nailer]

PLEASE be a Prius....

I think now it's called a "Pry-Us Out"....