Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Garvey]

Yeah.... This ^^^

We need more athletes like we need more Starbucks Pumpkin Spice variants. Pipehitters... we can always use more!

Cheers,

Sirhr


And to throw in a post-script edit that I should have thought of before I posted it... the caption should read "We can't survivie without the American Soldier, Sailor, Airman, Marine, Coastguardsman, State Police Officer, Sheriff, City-or-local officer, Fireman, EMS, ICE Agent, Warden, Constable, Veteran, Patriot and Good Citizen." The Three Percent is made up of more than uniform-wearers!

On behalf of Fire and EMS, we thank you.

 

[Maser]

If the bullets won't kill the bad guy, the muzzle flash will burn them alive!

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[mdmp5]

That is the most adorable little girl

 

[Jefe's Dope]

If the bullets won't kill the bad guy, the muzzle flash will burn them alive!

There's absolutely no muzzle flip or rise. It's just like Hollywood.

 

[TripleBull]

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Dammit, what did I do to deserve that?

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

Dammit, what did I do to deserve that?

What does "deserve" have to do with it?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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I'll make them a deal. We'll stop all federal funding from going to the NRA if the left will let us stop all public funding going to Public Television and Public Radio?

Not that there is any federal funding sent to the NRA... but, hey, we don't have to tell the leftards that...

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Thud]

Why can't people see the world thru a child's eye's.
It may be a better place.

 

[Mwalex]

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If you look at "Ken's" avatar I think we can figure out where the confusion might be coming from.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

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Or amount to about $38/year per teacher.*

*total guess but I doubt it would be much different.

 

[1J04]

Got'm !

 

[Maple One]

How to explain this to your insurance company.

 

[BullGear]

How to explain this to your insurance company.
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How in the world did that happen?????

 

[BullGear]

What? Where did that car come from?

 

[PusherX11]

 

[TripleBull]

How to explain this to your insurance company.
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She offered, so I was just getting my junk in her face.

 

[168BTHPM]

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Costs more to maintain than a Lamborghini and is only half as much fun to drive.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[snbyiggidy1]

Absolutely amazing. There are a ton of adults that couldn’t learn a thing or two from that child. Good for her.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Future NFL free safety.

 

[Spblademaker]

So Forest Gump is now a cop?

 

[Maser]

Anyone remember playing with Spirograph as a kid?

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Si and Tempy are real life friends and are doing great things in the wounded veteran community.

Parenting done right!!!



Sincerely,
Theis

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Future NFL free safety.

He probably heard that the dude had Krispy Kreme. I mean... I'd have done that for a Maple Frosted!

Cheers and awesome video!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Dirty D]

Sorry ‘bout that.

 

[Spblademaker]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Well... I'm going to scratch KC off my vacation plans in the near future....

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[TripleBull]

Well... I'm going to scratch KC off my vacation plans in the near future....

Probably a byproduct of being a leading center for meth usage.

Officials in San Fran are trying to locate the graphic artist that put that poster together.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Oh and if anyone cares... This ^^^ is satire. Satire. As in funny. Not serious. Don't do this. Don't get bent out shape Google leftards who are monitoring this site...

I know you guys at the NSA are laughing your a**es off.

But, hey, this might trigger some butt-pirate.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Well, by "You people" I was sort of meaning @Dirty D and, well.... Dirty D. Oh and Dirty D.

Just them.

Cheers,

Sirhr

P.S. You people may think I am being mean. But Dirty D. will wear this like a badge of honor. He'll probably add it to his sig line!

 

[2ndamendfan]

Why oh Why would you name a sport this??

https://americancornhole.com/

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Why oh Why would you name a sport this??

https://americancornhole.com/

Right??? When I had the big PD retirement pig 'pickin up here 10 days ago... everyone was all excited about playing cornhole. And I'm going... "Guys... It's Bean Bag Billiards..." Because there is no corn-holing tolerated at Schloss Nitrocellulose. Especially I don't want to see my brother officers cornholing. Not even competing at cornholing. Because, well, I don't even want to think about that!

You'd a thought I had two heads. Noone 'got it.'

Well, noone really knows what the definition of a bundle of sticks tied together with a cord is, either.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Maser]

Well... I'm going to scratch KC off my vacation plans in the near future....

Cheers,

Sirhr

Sounds like fun! Go for the BBQ and stay for the sodomy.

 

[jumpermed]

[/QUOTE]Well, noone really knows what the definition of a bundle of sticks tied together with a cord is, either.

Cheers,

Sirhr[/QUOTE]

Poor man's demo?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Well, noone really knows what the definition of a bundle of sticks tied together with a cord is, either.

Cheers,

Sirhr[/QUOTE]

Poor man's demo?[/QUOTE]

Er... no.


https://www.google.com/search?q=dic...rome..69i57.4839j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

 

[Maser]

Film
Actors
Guild

 

[Slash0311]

Well... I'm going to scratch KC off my vacation plans in the near future....

Cheers,

Sirhr

A very good friend is going there this weekend for her kid's soccer tournament!!! This will get a laugh or two!!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Well, it is "Soccer."

Which is the EU edition of a cornhole tournament...

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[packratt]

Right??? When I had the big PD retirement pig 'pickin up here 10 days ago... everyone was all excited about playing cornhole. And I'm going... "Guys... It's Bean Bag Billiards..." Because there is no corn-holing tolerated at Schloss Nitrocellulose. Especially I don't want to see my brother officers cornholing. Not even competing at cornholing. Because, well, I don't even want to think about that!

You'd a thought I had two heads. Noone 'got it.'

Well, noone really knows what the definition of a bundle of sticks tied together with a cord is, either.

Cheers,

Sirhr

Few years ago Elton John was coming to town for a concert. One of the local radio stations was advertising a corn hole tournament to win tickets to the show.

 

[harleytuner]

Obviously this is Trumps cat.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Well... I'm going to scratch KC off my vacation plans in the near future....

Cheers,

Sirhr

Yowzers!!!!.....

 

[asbestosglove1]

Who you callin' a bundle of sticks, you faggot?