Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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More fucked up the Ray Charles tackle box
To dumb to pour piss outa a boot if the instructions were on the heel
Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire
To cheap to pay a dollar to see a piss ant eat a bale of hay
Couldn't pull a hot whore of a slick stool
Tighter than a bull ass in fly season
Where's your buccaneers?.. Right here were's your buckin' eyes?
Like a cow pissin' on a flat rock
Fartin' in the tub and barking at the bubbles

I wish I could remember all my old man had.

R
He's so cheap he'd skin a fart for the hide and tallow
He has all the brains of an after dinner mint
Red on the head like the dick on a dog
That stuff will put your dick in your watch pocket