Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Dirty D]

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

 

[Redhook]

Pretty sure this thing...

View attachment 6974661

Starred in that movie...

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Longshot231]

View attachment 6976353

Attached is another stress test...

 

[MtnCreek]

View attachment 6976353

Makes me want to firebomb Tokyo. Weird little fuckers with their shitty porn. What's the point of porn if you blur the things that make it porn??? I'm glad we nuked those little fucksticks, every fucking day I'm glad.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Makes me want to firebomb Tokyo. Weird little fuckers with their shitty porn. What's the point of porn if you blur the things that make it porn??? I'm glad we nuked those little fucksticks, every fucking day I'm glad.

Looks like somebody’s picture was spinning like a carousel.

 

[Marinevet1]

View attachment 6976199

View attachment 6976200

View attachment 6976201

View attachment 6976202

View attachment 6976203

View attachment 6976204

View attachment 6976205

View attachment 6976206

View attachment 6976207

View attachment 6976208

A Toast To Alcohol........The Cause, And Solution To Most Of Life's Problems.....................

 

[ykrvak]

Front legs are too short for a moose, that's a roo.

You need to get your eyes checked cupcake. ?

 

[168BTHPM]

You need to get your eyes checked cupcake. ?

Anyone that calls @Dirty D a cupcake is in for a mild surprise. Just sit back and wait for the response.

 

[ykrvak]

I’m sure I’ll live through it. I just hope it’s funny! ?

 

[Decoy]

I didn’t know they had moose in Australia! Learn something new everyday. ?

I didn't know they had kiddie pools either.........

 

[Tucker301]

 

[lash]

I always love that version! On that same page:

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Nope, moose. There's an American flag on the house across the street.

And the car is parked on the ‘Merikan side of the road.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Anyone that calls @Dirty D a cupcake is in for a mild surprise. Just sit back and wait for the response.

This is going to go all Supernova again, isn’t it??

Well, game on... Sirhr

 

[Dirty D]

You need to get your eyes checked cupcake. ?

I see midget porn just fine thank you very much!

 

[ykrvak]

I see midget porn just fine thank you very much!

That’s what really counts! The essentials!

 

[Dirty D]

And the car is parked on the ‘Merikan side of the road.

Don’t you have some beerless Nordic country to invade or some shit like that?

 

[atomic41]

I always love that version! On that same page:

I've seen these guys play, it's a really fun show. (Steve n Seagulls)

 

[Dirty D]

 

[hermosabeach]

So the teacher can call you an asshole, but you cannot wear a hat

 

[Snuby642]

Got an article 15 for wearing a cowboy hat.
Told the commander to quit fucking around and send me back to Texas.

Got it dropped to a lor and a stripe, again.

So nowadays they have velcro, would have came in handy for my sevice years.

No regrets!

 

[DaveinCO]

View attachment 6976353

What does it mean if the pic is fine but the room is spinning funny?

 

[Barneybdb]

Too much Bourbon??

 

[EddieNFL]

Got an article 15 for wearing a cowboy hat.
Told the commander to quit fucking around and send me back to Texas.

Got it dropped to a lor and a stripe, again.

So nowadays they have velcro, would have came in handy for my sevice years.

No regrets!

Never lost a stripe, but did earn a few LORs...and had an ART 32 recommended, but never went anywhere.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

What does it mean if the pic is fine but the room is spinning funny?

Do you have a pet gerbil named stinky?

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Mike Casselton]

That melon hit her in the melon...

 

[bullseye13]

That melon hit her in the melon...

Hit her square in the cocksucker.

 

[Mwalex]

I bet that hurt. Husbands dishwasher just got broken.

 

[Longshot231]

The story of the aftermath of the Watermelon Girl is here.

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Mooncake]

The story of the aftermath of the Watermelon Girl is here.

Hard to believe she wasn't seriously injured. That's a hard impact from a reasonably hard object with some mass and velocity. I though for sure concussion, broken orbit, broken zygomatic arch, broken mandible, some avulsed/subluxed/fractured teeth -- at a minimum.

 

[DaveinCO]

Too much Bourbon??

Maybe. I fixed it with too much coffee this morning. Now my phone is just shaking.

 

[Fig]

The story of the aftermath of the Watermelon Girl is here.

Fuck. It thought it was a rock, and all that spray was her head exploding... Seriously. Glad to hear she was alright.

 

[Tucker301]

 

[bullseye13]

Hard to believe she wasn't seriously injured. That's a hard impact from a reasonably hard object with some mass and velocity. I though for sure concussion, broken orbit, broken zygomatic arch, broken mandible, some avulsed/subluxed/fractured teeth -- at a minimum.

Just proves women are hard headed.

 

[Mwalex]

Just proves women are hard headed.

I thought it meant they could take a punch.

 

[bullseye13]

I thought it meant they could take a punch.

Now the liberals will be quoting us thinking we are gun toting women beaters.

 

[Mwalex]

Now the liberals will be quoting us thinking we are gun toting women beaters.

Yeah, I thought about that after the post but I am all out of fucks for today.

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Dirty D]

A little arcane but still interesting.

 

[TripleBull]

Now the liberals will be quoting us thinking we are gun toting women beaters.

He was talking about a love punch from the throbbing purple trouser snake.

 

[bullseye13]

He was talking about a love punch from the throbbing purple trouser snake.

I heard those things spit

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[TripleBull]

I heard those things spit

Yes, and that spitting can be followed by swallowing or more spitting.

 

[Dirty D]

Larry does