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Makes me want to firebomb Tokyo. Weird little fuckers with their shitty porn. What's the point of porn if you blur the things that make it porn??? I'm glad we nuked those little fucksticks, every fucking day I'm glad.
You need to get your eyes checked cupcake. ?Front legs are too short for a moose, that's a roo.
Anyone that calls @Dirty D a cupcake is in for a mild surprise. Just sit back and wait for the response.You need to get your eyes checked cupcake. ?
I didn’t know they had moose in Australia! Learn something new everyday. ?
And the car is parked on the ‘Merikan side of the road.Nope, moose. There's an American flag on the house across the street.
Anyone that calls @Dirty D a cupcake is in for a mild surprise. Just sit back and wait for the response.
I see midget porn just fine thank you very much!You need to get your eyes checked cupcake. ?
I see midget porn just fine thank you very much!
Don’t you have some beerless Nordic country to invade or some shit like that?And the car is parked on the ‘Merikan side of the road.
I always love that version! On that same page:
What does it mean if the pic is fine but the room is spinning funny?
Got an article 15 for wearing a cowboy hat.
Told the commander to quit fucking around and send me back to Texas.
Got it dropped to a lor and a stripe, again.
So nowadays they have velcro, would have came in handy for my sevice years.
No regrets!
Do you have a pet gerbil named stinky?What does it mean if the pic is fine but the room is spinning funny?
Hit her square in the cocksucker.That melon hit her in the melon...
The story of the aftermath of the Watermelon Girl is here.
Maybe. I fixed it with too much coffee this morning. Now my phone is just shaking.Too much Bourbon??
Fuck. It thought it was a rock, and all that spray was her head exploding... Seriously. Glad to hear she was alright.The story of the aftermath of the Watermelon Girl is here.
Just proves women are hard headed.Hard to believe she wasn't seriously injured. That's a hard impact from a reasonably hard object with some mass and velocity. I though for sure concussion, broken orbit, broken zygomatic arch, broken mandible, some avulsed/subluxed/fractured teeth -- at a minimum.
Just proves women are hard headed.
Now the liberals will be quoting us thinking we are gun toting women beaters.I thought it meant they could take a punch.
Now the liberals will be quoting us thinking we are gun toting women beaters.
Now the liberals will be quoting us thinking we are gun toting women beaters.
I heard those things spitHe was talking about a love punch from the throbbing purple trouser snake.
I heard those things spit