Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[ykrvak]

Front legs are too short for a moose, that's a roo.

You need to get your eyes checked cupcake. ?

 

[168BTHPM]

You need to get your eyes checked cupcake. ?

Anyone that calls @Dirty D a cupcake is in for a mild surprise. Just sit back and wait for the response.

 

[ykrvak]

I’m sure I’ll live through it. I just hope it’s funny! ?

 

[Decoy]

I didn’t know they had moose in Australia! Learn something new everyday. ?

I didn't know they had kiddie pools either.........

 

[Tucker301]

 

[lash]

I always love that version! On that same page:

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Nope, moose. There's an American flag on the house across the street.

And the car is parked on the ‘Merikan side of the road.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Anyone that calls @Dirty D a cupcake is in for a mild surprise. Just sit back and wait for the response.

This is going to go all Supernova again, isn’t it??

Well, game on... Sirhr

 

[Dirty D]

You need to get your eyes checked cupcake. ?

I see midget porn just fine thank you very much!

 

[ykrvak]

I see midget porn just fine thank you very much!

That’s what really counts! The essentials!

 

[Dirty D]

And the car is parked on the ‘Merikan side of the road.

Don’t you have some beerless Nordic country to invade or some shit like that?

 

[atomic41]

I always love that version! On that same page:

I've seen these guys play, it's a really fun show. (Steve n Seagulls)

 

[Dirty D]

 

[hermosabeach]

So the teacher can call you an asshole, but you cannot wear a hat

 

[Snuby642]

Got an article 15 for wearing a cowboy hat.
Told the commander to quit fucking around and send me back to Texas.

Got it dropped to a lor and a stripe, again.

So nowadays they have velcro, would have came in handy for my sevice years.

No regrets!

 

[DaveinCO]

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What does it mean if the pic is fine but the room is spinning funny?

 

[Barneybdb]

Too much Bourbon??

 

[EddieNFL]

Got an article 15 for wearing a cowboy hat.
Told the commander to quit fucking around and send me back to Texas.

Got it dropped to a lor and a stripe, again.

So nowadays they have velcro, would have came in handy for my sevice years.

No regrets!

Never lost a stripe, but did earn a few LORs...and had an ART 32 recommended, but never went anywhere.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

What does it mean if the pic is fine but the room is spinning funny?

Do you have a pet gerbil named stinky?

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Mike Casselton]

That melon hit her in the melon...

 

[bullseye13]

That melon hit her in the melon...

Hit her square in the cocksucker.

 

[Mwalex]

I bet that hurt. Husbands dishwasher just got broken.

 

[Longshot231]

The story of the aftermath of the Watermelon Girl is here.

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Mooncake]

The story of the aftermath of the Watermelon Girl is here.

Hard to believe she wasn't seriously injured. That's a hard impact from a reasonably hard object with some mass and velocity. I though for sure concussion, broken orbit, broken zygomatic arch, broken mandible, some avulsed/subluxed/fractured teeth -- at a minimum.

 

[DaveinCO]

Too much Bourbon??

Maybe. I fixed it with too much coffee this morning. Now my phone is just shaking.

 

[Fig]

The story of the aftermath of the Watermelon Girl is here.

Fuck. It thought it was a rock, and all that spray was her head exploding... Seriously. Glad to hear she was alright.

 

[Tucker301]

 

[bullseye13]

Hard to believe she wasn't seriously injured. That's a hard impact from a reasonably hard object with some mass and velocity. I though for sure concussion, broken orbit, broken zygomatic arch, broken mandible, some avulsed/subluxed/fractured teeth -- at a minimum.

Just proves women are hard headed.

 

[Mwalex]

Just proves women are hard headed.

I thought it meant they could take a punch.

 

[bullseye13]

I thought it meant they could take a punch.

Now the liberals will be quoting us thinking we are gun toting women beaters.

 

[Mwalex]

Now the liberals will be quoting us thinking we are gun toting women beaters.

Yeah, I thought about that after the post but I am all out of fucks for today.

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Dirty D]

A little arcane but still interesting.

 

[TripleBull]

Now the liberals will be quoting us thinking we are gun toting women beaters.

He was talking about a love punch from the throbbing purple trouser snake.

 

[bullseye13]

He was talking about a love punch from the throbbing purple trouser snake.

I heard those things spit

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[TripleBull]

I heard those things spit

Yes, and that spitting can be followed by swallowing or more spitting.

 

[Dirty D]

Larry does

 

[Dirty D]

Yes, and that spitting can be followed by swallowing or more spitting.

Or 9 months of swelling.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

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