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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
- Thread starter Snake-Eyes
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Not gonna lie. I googled it thinking it was maybe some new slang that all the cool kids are saying.
Just the kid who’s always in trouble with the teachers
I may have stumbled upon Queen Stabby in Havasu a week or so ago. Follow me for more pro tips.
Ha. I avoid shopping anywhere that doesn't have self-checkout whenever possible. I don't want snotty nose kids with filthy paws handling my goods, especially after handling everything every other filthy animal piled up that came before me.
I just don't want to talk to people
All us guys that hate others ought to hang out. We have a lot in common.
The conversation will be short though, so bring beer.
LET THIS SINK IN...................
The worst item to check out on self checkouts at the grocery store?
Kool-aid packets of any flavor. Converted the weight to gun units. 95 grains.
Kool-aid packets of any flavor. Converted the weight to gun units. 95 grains.
This reads just like a Skeletor meme lol
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I am better at their job than they are and I wasn’t trained by their company.
I usually get along with other people like that, it’s like we save up the bs talking until we get around each other lol
That is not correct.
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The 5 Longest Senate Filibusters in US History
Which politicians staged the five longest filibusters in United States Senate history? How long did they go on, and what did they talk about?
Me: Slaps Chris Rock.And, the GAOW for the week of 04/06 goes to:
Redhook - "Peak" - a - Boo!
3 Honorable Mentions this week:
-------------------------- Redhook - What to do? -----------------------------
Also Me: "I want to apologize to my fellow nominees... But love for Dat Ass will make you do crazy things."
I understand that this is a "MOTIVATIONAL PIC THREAD"............
Awfully wordy in here though
Awfully wordy in here though
Another plus is no interaction with a dejected employee upset they have to be there to get paid.
And, you can pack your grocery bags as you see fit, not them.
Unless I’m getting a discount for doing the work of an employee already on their payroll, I won’t touch a self checkout.
I’m paying for a service when I foot the food bill.
Why should I work for them, for free?
Took you ten times longer to type that, than you would have ever spent scrolling past it, right?
Self-check is ALWAYS discounted. Or BOGO, or "All Free Today!"
Waiting for a self-checkout at Lowes or Home Depot. Guy ahead of me scanned and bagged a couple hundred dollars in merch. I stepped up to checkout and the screen said "select payment type." I told the employee at the stand and pointed at the guy walking out the door. She cleared te screen and walked back to her stand.
Yes, the lawsuits against stores for man-handling thieves cost the company MORE, than the loss of merchandise. The police are Minutes away, and the thief is frequently gone in seconds. Repeat offenders know this. They also know how to take their existing injuries, and blame the "overzealous employees" for giving them a life-long disability for their "bad back".
It won't be long before they do it the same way they do at the gas pumps..... you will have to enter payment first, then scan your items.
I wish this was my basement.
Agreed, systems of society only work, when people are of good character, and are honest. When they aren't, society makes adaptations which punish those who are good, to control those who are not.
Yeah...we're civilized.
I think we should return to the uncivilized days of hanging horse thieves.
You don't even need to pretend to scan. Just put your shit in a cart and walk out the door. Most retailers won't even allow employees to follow you out to get a license plate number. Waiting for good people to get sick and tired of watching it happen and to begin to do it themselves because reasons...
