Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I guess that gearbox lasted a hundred yards
Prior to the advent of actual jet engines the terms jet and rocket were used interchangeably. By the time the B-47 arrived they were differentiated into what we now call them.
Good morning... look into these eyes... and do stupid shit.
LMGTFY - Let Me Google That For You
For all those people who find it more convenient to bother you with their question rather than to Google it for themselves.
Found some actual footage of Ukraine going balls-out with some a-10s we shipped over to defeat Russia. This is after only 5 days of training on a system they have never seen before, and these were helo pilots and farmers like three weeks ago. These guys are good!
I once met a lovely red head with the green eyes of the Devil who made me four hours late on drill weekend. I arrived to take her to dinner and she answered the door wearing nothing but an unbuttoned silk shirt. She apologized for not being ready and I mixed a drink and watched her finish the lotion and make-up. She then sat in my lap and said, "We can order Thai food and stay here or I can finish getting dressed?" I chose wisely and stayed there.
Sadly 5:00am arrived and I had to get going. Duty calls as they say. She backed her flawless heart shaped ass up to the edge of the bed and looked at me with a devilish smiles and said, "Are you sure you have to leave?" I called my boss, explained my predicament in good detail, he said, "Are you shitting me!!". I told him "Absolutely NOT!" I clicked to speaker and said, "Say Hi baby." She did and purred into the phone about needing a little more "quality time". He agreed and said, "Be here by lunch and bring a picture of her.....................................mostly dressed is fine."
I got docked a half day's pay. Best half a days pay I've ever spent in my entire life.
My first boss in my first real job on the first week laid down the law to me as a young buck: "I'll tell you the same thing my CO said to me - the only acceptable no-show is that you have a hot girl in your bed. If you are hung over or sick you better have your ass here at work." Best boss I ever had, no bullshit kind of guy that mentored me and treated me like an adult while holding me accountable for all actions. He was tough but fair and had high standards about work with this one exception.
Just returned from 4 days on the Conejos. Tough fishing and high fast water made wading a little tricky. Lots of hatches coming off but not many fish rising. Did manage to catch these two on dry's. BTW the guide was holding the fish while I took the picture.
Word dawg... It seems like the memers had already had the memes ready just waiting for the verdict... As soon as the verdict dropped, full broadside volley fire of Jack Sparrow memes. She gotta be butthurt AF right now...
