Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Have a look at Imperial, Texas. As far as landscape, and the trashy town, it is a terrible part of the state. But, at lunch time there's a Mexican Abuela making brisket tacos out of a food truck, parked at an abandoned gas station.
We left out of a ranch next to Black Gap WMA on the morning of the end of a mule deer hunt. Buddy I was with said "we will get lunch in Imperial". I said "Imperial! You gotta be shitting me!" He said "you'll see". He was oh so right!
I hear ya about the scenery. I’m currently headed to Kermit for work. Definitely the asshole of Texas (& possibly all of the US!).
But yes, some of the food places are fantastic!
I concur. Midland/Odessa asshole of Texas. Houston, armpit of Texas. Dallas Ft.Worth, toe jam of Texas.
World's friendliest spider. About as likely to bite you as a mellow golden retriever.
Regal Jumping Spider is the largest jumping spider in Eastern USA.
So that must make Austin the cock holster of Texas.
Mine don’t seem to jump much.World's friendliest spider. About as likely to bite you as a mellow golden retriever.
Regal Jumping Spider is the largest jumping spider in Eastern USA.
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I'd like to believe my wife was either a natural at it, or got so good at it by taking classes with bananas. I'd like to believe....
im so weak with spiders i have to scroll past the pics fast..lol
but of course when the kids are around i have to man up and act like i eat them for breakfast, while inside im pussing out
but of course when the kids are around i have to man up and act like i eat them for breakfast, while inside im pussing out
they dont, its society making seem that its ok
inside they know the truth, its just the rest of us cant say it anymore
I wonder if she bucks like a horse that gets a rope clamped under it's tail
1:40am, what does this number mean? I am retired now numbers have no meaning.It's kinda scary that this is what's going on in your life at 1:40 AM........
It's called a "Timestamp" Doofus.1:40am, what does this number mean? I am retired now numbers have no meaning.
And, while I'm at it........You've only been retired for a short while. You're not even out of the "getting over the shellshock of having worked for assholes all your life" stage of your retirement yet. Let me know when you're all mellow, could give two fucks about anything, can't remember/dont care what day it is, a cocktail in your hand at 10:00 AM on a sunny summer day, after having been retired for a year. Like me
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I had one. In 4th grade, I think. It was older than this one. Mine didn't have "Shocks".
Christmas 1968
Brother
3 years my senior
Drafted
23 month later
Brother Home
Three graduating class not
God bless the 3
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Hey I have been practicing for a while now. This is the second time I have retired. The last job was more of a hobby job until the whole thing went south.It's called a "Timestamp" Doofus.
And, while I'm at it........You've only been retired for a short while. You're not even out of the "getting over the shellshock of having worked for assholes all your life" stage of your retirement yet. Let me know when you're all mellow, could give two fucks about anything, a cocktail in your hand at 10:00 AM on a sunny summer day, after having been retired for a year. Like me
Time stamp means nothing to me, that is for mere mortals. I threw out my alarm clock, covered the clocks on the stove and microwave and the lower corner of my monitor.
Day drinking is a fun hobby. Nothing like having the religious door knockers come by at 10am and answering the door in sweats, with a 5 day growth going on and a glass of bourbon in your hand.
I have been having fun aggravating former co-workers. I text them regularly with pictures of the shooting range, or to ask them how things are going.
Two shrunken bowls and a stubby little vase
Did she get that bruise on her ass from falling off those stupid shoes or does she like it really rough?
I'd like to think she was a naughty naughty girl and got what she had coming!
Or she was learning to skateboard.
This dude needs to get laid moreAnd, good morning everyone. Here is the GAOW award for Wed. 07/13. Cut off was 08:00ET, Tues. 07/12. All entries thereafter count towards next week.
55 Entries total this week. Here are the 15 nominees:
1) NockHunter - Greetings!
2) NockHunter - Naw, that's a flotation device!
3) BarneyBDB - Old Glory!
4) BarneyBDB - Thank God I'm a Country girl!
5) BarneyBDB - Don't tangle my Rebel Plug!
6) BarneyBDB - Slow down! You're trolling too fast!
7) BarneyBDB - Perfectly defined!
8) BarneyBDB - Two Muscles, no waiting!
9) Nockhunter - She's a BRICK.... HOUSE!
10) Nockhunter - Pensive on the beach!
11) Porksboy - The Ultimate Split!
12) BigPoppaHugeTime - Puttin' on the kettle
13) BigPoppaHugeTime - Too hot for covers!
14) BarneyBDB - Fancy a Night swim?
15) BigPoppaHugeTime - Aw, they'll fit
And, the bronze award goes to:
BarneyBDB - Don't tangle my Rebel Plug!
Silver award goes to:
BigPoppaHugeTime - Aw, they'll fit
And the GAOW award for 07/13 goes to:
Nockhunter - "Greetings!"
Honorable Mentions:
============== Nockhunter - Pensive on the beach! ================== BarneyBDB - Thank God I'm a Country girl! ===========
=========== BarneyBDB - Perfectly defined! ========================= BarneyBDB - Two Muscles, no waiting! =============
Until next week, then.
if so , hes probably married.... lolol
It’s weird he’s decided he needs to do this weekly even though most everyone doesn’t care which one made him bust fastest.
I cut that board three times and it's still too damn short
If any of these guys have their day ruined by my pics their day was probably already ruined when they realized that they were out of manpons and guydol.
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And, good morning everyone. Here is the GAOW award for Wed. 07/13. Cut off was 08:00ET, Tues. 07/12. All entries thereafter count towards next week.
55 Entries total this week. Here are the 15 nominees:
1) @Dirty D - Biscuits & Gravy
2) @Dirty D - Ham Sammich
3) @akmike47 - Bath House Surprise
4) @clcustom1911 - Jill the Ripper
5) @Dirty D - Back Boobs n More
6) @168BTHPM - Grandmas Home
7) @akmike47 - Fappin to the Oldies
8) @clcustom1911 - You Can't Cut This
9) @168BTHPM - Buttered Hamhocks and Beans
10) @akmike47 - Too Much Grease
11) @barneybdb - Looks Good Down Under
12) @Dirty D - Porky's Revenge
13) @akmike47 - Blue Waffles & Syrup
14) @Dirty D - Miss Arby's
15) @akmike47 - She Has More Back Hair Than I Do
FIFY
And, good morning everyone. Here is the GAOW award for Wed. 07/13. Cut off was 08:00ET, Tues. 07/12. All entries thereafter count towards next week.
55 Entries total this week. Here are the 15 nominees:
1) @Dirty D - Biscuits & Gravy
2) @Dirty D - Ham Sammich
3) @akmike47 - Bath House Surprise
4) @clcustom1911 - Jill the Ripper
5) @Dirty D - Back Boobs n More
6) @168BTHPM - Grandmas Home
7) @akmike47 - Fappin to the Oldies
8) @clcustom1911 - You Can't Cut This
9) @168BTHPM - Buttered Hamhocks and Beans
10) @akmike47 - Too Much Grease
11) @barneybdb - Looks Good Down Under
12) @Dirty D - Porky's Revenge
13) @akmike47 - Blue Waffles & Syrup
14) @Dirty D - Miss Arby's
15) @akmike47 - She Has More Back Hair Than I Do
FIFY
@168BTHPM Thanks...now we get the emergency eyewash station ready.
Naw, more like "FIXED IT FOR YOU..." not me. My version was just fine... just as I wanted it.
