Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Yesterday we were out riding and stopped for gas and a drink before heading down a nice winding country road. As we are sitting there a flat bed rolls in with a smashed Harley on the back. Some guy gets out of the passenger side all covered in grass stain and is looking pretty rough. You okay? I asked. I think so, he replied. Wtf happened? Wasn't paying attention and ran off the road. I wanted to get a picture but decided he had suffered enough. Well, any crash you walk away from, I told him as we were getting ready to leave.
He said that someone was coming to pick him up. I did offer to call someone for him. I ain't heartless
 
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I might have undone my harness while I could still breath…..but that’s just me, I’m funny that way.
Yeah you figure that out pretty quick in water survival class. I guess it's a useful class when you work offshore, but the helicopter simulators they use roll over upside down in extremely slow motion. They give you plenty of time to get a deep breath before you submerge. If the real thing happened, it's doubtful you'd survive the impact on the water, much less being submerged instantly while strapped into a helicopter seat.
 
Another fun fact about the Harpy Eagle. They eat sloths. They hit the sloth so hard in the tree that the sloth's claws are often left hanging from the branch. That's some nature power right there. Ripping the goddamn hands right off.
 
Another fun fact about the Harpy Eagle. They eat sloths. They hit the sloth so hard in the tree that the sloth's claws are often left hanging from the branch. That's some nature power right there. Ripping the goddamn hands right off.
The chubbies at http://fatandflabby.com feel just like those poor sloths when @Dirty D hits their site looking for photo goodies to spread to SH.

Like a Bat out of Hell, the D is. Some call him “the Fat-Porn Harpy”. The sheer speed of his ravenous browsing blows my (pubic) hair back.

ZOOM Imagine BBW hands, metaphorically severed, left dangling, some still grasping milkshakes and others clutching Double-Stuf Oreos. POW Gigantic breasts (virtually) torn asunder by big D’s Mach 28 websurfing. BANG Distended swinging abdomens left hanging in his browser history’s clothesline. KA-POWIE Massive female asses downloaded and eaten. (shudder)

The D hits hard, brother.

And he does it for us.
 
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Yeah you figure that out pretty quick in water survival class. I guess it's a useful class when you work offshore, but the helicopter simulators they use roll over upside down in extremely slow motion. They give you plenty of time to get a deep breath before you submerge. If the real thing happened, it's doubtful you'd survive the impact on the water, much less being submerged instantly while strapped into a helicopter seat.
yep... done that sim a couple of times.
 
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Yeah you figure that out pretty quick in water survival class. I guess it's a useful class when you work offshore, but the helicopter simulators they use roll over upside down in extremely slow motion. They give you plenty of time to get a deep breath before you submerge. If the real thing happened, it's doubtful you'd survive the impact on the water, much less being submerged instantly while strapped into a helicopter seat.
Done dunker training multiple times… it’s an experience
 
A fleet of bumper boats armed with tennis ball cannons for sale on Facebook.

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I remember seeing something like this on TV when I was a kid

Here's a video with a few models they made


I remember a show or commercial with similar boats and the pool was surrounded by people with launchers too. For the life of me I can't remember what it was exactly.
 
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If the worst thing in your life is football being over you have it real hard...

Maybe they should have worked harder and got a scholarship.
Some people lack the physical or mental attributes to get scholarships. Some never get the exposure due to where they live or the crappy team they get to play on. While others, like my son who had 3 D1 scholarship offers, just walk away from the game and never look back.
 
Some people lack the physical or mental attributes to get scholarships. Some never get the exposure due to where they live or the crappy team they get to play on. While others, like my son who had 3 D1 scholarship offers, just walk away from the game and never look back.
I didn't think football was fun other than tackle practice. Coaches were dicks also, not normal coach dick headedness, way over the top. I lived in a pretty small town and most guys who gave a crap and tried got scholarships.
 
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