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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
- Thread starter Snake-Eyes
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Probably.
Now please go back to the B-2/B-21 comparison and add in a very tall, smokin hot 50-55yr old next to them to represent the B-1B.
Please...
I suppose you'd have to add a 75yr old wrinkly one for the B-52 guys too.
My first thaught: Are you fucking kidding.
Second thaught: Fucking genius! Give that man an award!
LMFAO!!!!
Please take my soul! Oh and let me know if you require more! FUCKIN WOW!!!
That broads face sitting there is hilarious
I hope they post a camera on the can and record . . . . when the trash pickup arrives in the morning.
Just like the last 47 times when they said something was gonna happen and didn't?
Those electrical tape fashion shows are something else.
Uhm…great craftsmanship, but who would want to eat there?
I recently had a colonoscopy and you have to have someone with you who can drive you because you have been sedated. My high school friend, David (Class of 1982) accompanied me. Before going, he asked if he should wear something sexy. I said it could help, We would have to stroll in holding hands and singing "You're The One that I Want" from "Grease." I would sing the Sandy part because I actually am a high or light tenor.
Now, guys our age can see that as a joke because it would not really happen. But these days, someone would take that seriously.
Unofficially, I told the doc who came to check on me that I was, indeed, here for a hysterectomy.
I was going to ask favor. Since I have worked in construction for a large part of my adult life, could they let me know when they are in. I cannot tell anymore. But I did not have the guts to try that one.
However, as I was coming out of sedation in the recovery room, a doctor came in and got me some coffee and a bottle of water, both appreciated. He wanted to know if I had any questions.
I said, "Yes. did you find Jimmy Hoffa?"
He said, "No, we did not."
You are welcome, internet. An internet torn between the cry babies who want to take everything seriously and the grown-ups.
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