Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Longrangeprecision762]

A little 400 yard fun

 

[Redhook]

I really want to go out and hang with @mikeinfwa but I’m scared that

A) I’ll buy a girl half my age false tits
B) She’ll get pregnant
C) I’ll end up owning someone called “Julio” money
D) I’ll get the bad AIDS
E) I’ll have to spend the rest of my life posting pictures of her wonky nipples in the bear pit to justify my poor life choices in exchange for meaningless likes.

There's a "Bad AIDS?"

 

[Longrangeprecision762]

A little break for some does on the range

 

[Aftermath]

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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."~Lazarus Long (Robert Heinlein)

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Longrangeprecision762]

A license plate I saw in IN

 

[lariat]

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I hope they don’t find a job and have to get their hands dirty for at least a decade. Teach them some humility. Maybe learn something about life instead of avocado toast and self absorption. HINT: quiet quitting only works in a good economy. Productive people keep thier jobs longer. But that’s irrelevant to these types, for now.

 

[akmike47]

I hope they don’t find a job and have to get their hands dirty for at least a decade. Teach them some humility. Maybe learn something about life instead of avocado toast and self absorption.

Nah man, it's about that avocado and saltines

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[akmike47]

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"See more by joining my onlyfans"

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Eggplant?

 

[Boon20]

Eggplant?

Imoji for dick

 

[lariat]

Eggplant?

Eggplants are male, tacos are female. Had to have someone explain it to me once. If you need explanation beyond this, you aren’t using you cannon enough /sarc/

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Eggplants are male, tacos are female. Had to have someone explain it to me once. If you need explanation beyond this, you aren’t using you cannon enough /sarc/

Sorry, I never learned Esperanto, Ebonics or Emoji. Always sort of stuck to English.

My bad, I guess.

Sirhr

 

[ARx3]

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My problem was a buck lol

 

[clcustom1911]

Cut similar, mines darker, and more metro than actual homo

You're still jealous of my hair.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[akmike47]

You're still jealous of my hair.

Nah I have pretty good hair, it's the lack of hair everywhere else I'm jealous of. I have a year round sweater

 

[Barneybdb]

 

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[918v]

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Here is your sign:

 

[diggler1833]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

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[J-Ham]

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But like, fo' real... How many keys does one guy really even need...?!

 

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[nockhunter]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[ffjoey]

Next project. This is going to be at least 6 to 8 weeks. Just resealed the ZF even though is didn't appear to be leaking but it easier now then later.View attachment 8071378View attachment 8071379View attachment 8071380View attachment 8071381

I love these cars.

 

[clcustom1911]

Tales from Tinder :

Tale 1. I'm happy to see you've admitted you're fat. @Dirty D is on the way.

Tail 2. You're a stone-cold fox of a woman. Please, come hither and feel free to touch my hair in exchange for a glass of wine and perhaps some cunnilingus which may change your life. No Plan B for you, God has The Plan. Put "Dem shoes" on.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[akmike47]

Tales from Tinder :

Tale 1. I'm happy to see you've admitted you're fat. @Dirty D is on the way.

Tail 2. You're a stone-cold fox of a woman. Please, come hither and feel free to touch my hair in exchange for a glass of wine and perhaps some cunnilingus which may change your life. No Plan B for you, God has The Plan. Put "Dem shoes" on.

Bet you don't even eat her ass like a gentleman

 

[nockhunter]

 

[akmike47]

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Honestly there's firearms in there I'd choose over her, jacking off is drama free.

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[168BTHPM]

You're still jealous of my hair.

I don't think anyone is jealous of your hair, the stabby chicks you bone maybe, but not your hair.

 

[168BTHPM]

Honestly there's firearms in there I'd choose over her, jacking off is drama free.

Not if you jack off at the movies, ask Pee Wee Herman.

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[WaywardSon]