Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[DanGroves]

where is that? v.strange. how much food could be around for 100s of apex predators. and,fearless or ???

Wish it was the Rio Grande…

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Father O’blivion]

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That’s clever as shit. I use a C clamp.

 

[Lapuapalooza]

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Barneybdb]

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So then you joined the Coast Guard instead.......

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

Arbys has it going on now.

 

[zeroz]

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And planning and zoning was born.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

That Twitter username was pretty funny (didn’t notice it first go around) so I looked up some more vids on the account.



Imagine how asking her out on a date would go…tased and confused.

Maybe she has a super-traumatic background, but still…tons of cars around…broad daylight…

Fav response: “She needs to lay off the pumpkin spice Starbucks.”
“She can open her own damn jars then.”

Well, at one point... somebody approached the hell out of her... if has has a son...









Feel sorry for that poor dumb bastard.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

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Gorgeous... but I'll have to pass.
I can already see the BLM sign in the yard of her 5.3 million dollar mansion.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

RIP good sir.

 

[BG94591]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[6.5SH]

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Without even bothering to translate that reminds me of the intro to this:

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Dirty D]

Those damn short people!

Fuck off!

 

[Dirty D]

So then you joined the Coast Guard instead.......

Then I started posting here

 

[akmike47]

Fuck off!

Careful what you wish for down there short stack. You'll get cum in your hair again.

 

[akmike47]

Then I started posting here

To be fair...


I'd love to have one of these.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[carbonbased]

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Ok, from another thread but apropos here

 

[143lrsd]

 

[143lrsd]

@clcustom1911

 

[carbonbased]

 

[carbonbased]

 

[6.5SH]

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If these wheels ain't turnin' I ain't earnin'

 

[hankpac]

We have used a sheet many times. Last week we had an elderly man in the bathtub, naked and wet. We rolled up a sheet into a rope. Across his chest, under his armpits, and behind his back. We hoisted him to the side of the tub. Moved out footing, and then hoisted him supine on the floor.

We also no have a tarp called a "Mega Mover" with webbing handles sewn in. When we can't get the cot, stair chair, or any other kind of chair to the patient. We will have 4 carry 1, if there is an Ambulance and Engine Company both on location. It's tricky getting through a 32" door. Guy on the left shoulder, guy on the right shoulder, guy on the left hip, guy on the right hip.

And there's been plenty of times, we've picked up people with no device to help. You can drag someone by putting their shoulder blades to your chest. Your arms under their armpits. My right hand grabs their left wrist. My left hand grabs their right wrist. Crossing their arms across their chest.

Same technique to carry someone. But you add a second carry person facing toward the patient's feet, and grab under their knees. Both rescuers walk with the patient's feet moving forward.

Moving a fully dressed Firefighter. Grab him by the SCBA staps. His tank on your chest, get him as high off the ground as possible and drag. Unless it's too hot, then everyone has to stay low. Hopefully there's a third guy that can put the downed guy's bottom of his knee on his shoulder, and he can push from there. One pulling, one pushing. I never have, and probably never will use the Drag Rescue Device, made into the coat. It gets the downed guy too far away from me, making too much friction on the ground/floor.

It's no wonder our backs, knees, and shoulders get torn up.

Learned all that when I trained as a paramedic, with LA City Fire Sta 55’s , east LA. The guys really helped me out. Good paramedics and a great, older guys station.

 

[Dirty D]

To be fair...


I'd love to have one of these.
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Why would you or anyone else want a boat load of assholes?

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[TCreedmoor]

This Butt Plug Will Allow Toyota To Build 900-Mile EVs

We’ve known for a while that Toyota is hard at work developing solid-state batteries. The company also said for a while that it expects to be able to offer electric vehicles with a range of more than 900 miles starting in 2027. So it’s not exactly news that Toyota just announced a partnership...

www.yahoo.com

 

[EddieNFL]

This Butt Plug Will Allow Toyota To Build 900-Mile EVs

We’ve known for a while that Toyota is hard at work developing solid-state batteries. The company also said for a while that it expects to be able to offer electric vehicles with a range of more than 900 miles starting in 2027. So it’s not exactly news that Toyota just announced a partnership...

www.yahoo.com

Don't all EVs have these installed in the driver's seat.

 

[GBMaryland]

Don't all EVs have these installed in the driver's seat.

Nope, that’s the F-150…

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[Glowworm]

Which one of you is this?

Cops: Worker Burgled Home For Sex Doll

OCTOBER 13--A funeral home worker responsible for transporting dead bodies in a Nebraska county is suspected of having an intimate encounter with a life-sized sex doll he found in the apartment of a

www.thesmokinggun.com

 

[EddieNFL]

Nope, that’s the F-150…

Was it standard equipment or did you have to special order?

 

[MarshallDodge]

 

[cas6969]

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A difference between men and women. Many, if not most women will go out of their way to avoid getting tan lines if they can.
Meanwhile, men LOVE tan lines. It's like invisible lingerie! Or Highlighter Pen for all the good parts!

 

[Carlos Danger]

Nope, nope and nope.

When he tumbles to his death...... I will have no fucks to give.

 

[WheelieJustin]

 

[Rick_3]

I bet he will pull his fucking pants up from now on! Ass rash would suck!

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

I love a happy ending.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]