Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Cliff Clavin time:
Dave Mustane wrote most of the early songs for Metallica. They actually used many of his songs on the next three albums (IIRC) after they kicked him out of the band.
I know, I know.... It's a meme and not supposed to be factual.
Too bad dave didn’t understand (like all lead guitarists), the only person that counts is the lead singer. Plus being a pissy drunk didn’t help his case lol
 
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Yeah that's I-40 between Lake Havasu and Kingman. Right lane is dogshit

I drove Flagstaff to Kingman on I-40 in 2006. Did not get west of Kingman, though. Had lunch in Kingman and then drove the classic Rt. 66 from Kingman to Seligman, I actually saw the "Barber of Seligman" that waves to everyone as they pass by, before heading north to the GCNP. All part of my "Get your Kicks on Rt. 66" driving tour of Az in July, 2006.
 
speed limits should be raised everywhere by at least 20%. it is well known but hidden from view that speed is NOT a cause of accidents. it is failure to yield the right of way and impaired driving. also,distracted driving lately because of muffy and other like assholes fucking with a cell phone. speed tickets are just $ for the gov and an excuse for the cops to exercise control. drunk driving a problem? bull shit. every bar i have ever seen has a parking lot. almost anyone in there for 2hr plus will be legally over the limit. here in FL the lt lane slugs come in all and every variety.

Precisely. I've driven the Autobahn in Germany. I was doing 110mph (Mph not Kph) on the Autobahn. People were passing me. Speed is definitely not the problem. It's distracted driving, and what I like to call, "Impedaphobia..." the fear of being "stuck in the pack" of traffic and not "out in front," leading the pack. People will do stupid and dangerous things to get out in front and not let people pass them, etc. etc.

Also, when driving the Autobahn, remember that diesel trucks drive the same speed no matter where they are in the world (50-60 mph). You have to be careful when rounding corners at top Autobahn speeds because you might come upon a truck and have to dart over into the passing lane real quick to get around it. o_O
 
Also, when driving the Autobahn, remember that diesel trucks drive the same speed no matter where they are in the world (50-60 mph). o_O
You don't get out much do you ?

I've been doing 75-80 mph plenty of times and been passed by fully loaded semi's doing 90+++ mph.
It's not that unusual to see them running that speed on icy roads around here.
During a heavy thunderstorm with 80mph winds and torrential rains, do they slow...oh hell no.
 
You don't get out much do you ?

I've been doing 75-80 mph plenty of times and been passed by fully loaded semi's doing 90+++ mph.
It's not that unusual to see them running that speed on icy roads around here.
During a heavy thunderstorm with 80mph winds and torrential rains, do they slow...oh hell no.

I did the Autobahn back in the 80's, so maybe things have changed. Schedules are tighter Deliveries have to be faster, and speeds have to rise... at least, "unofficially." And remember, over there, they take driving seriously because they know the consequences of accidents. The only thing you can do is speed on the Autobahn. But if you do anything else like "weave in/out of traffic," etc. the cops will nail you and you'll lose your driving privileges for a long time. God help you if you cause an accident, especially with injuries/fatalities.
 
You don't get out much do you ?

I've been doing 75-80 mph plenty of times and been passed by fully loaded semi's doing 90+++ mph.
It's not that unusual to see them running that speed on icy roads around here.
During a heavy thunderstorm with 80mph winds and torrential rains, do they slow...oh hell no.
Not sure where you’re seeing that. In the last 15 yrs or so almost the entire trucking industry has gone to electronic logs, GPS tracking and limiters for insurance reasons. Outside of somewhere in NM or AZ the last time I drove I40 from Knoxville to Flagstaff on my way to PHX I can’t remember the last time I saw a trucker over the speed limit.
 
So they pull you over for speeding.....and they pull you over for going the speed limit....cant fucking win.

You know damn well if he bumped his speed up 15mph another cop would've pulled him over for speeding.
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Dude should've asked " so how much faster over the speed limit should I have been driving to be in the left lane?"

Years ago I was riding with my little brother and he refused to move TF over from the fast lane. He stacked up about 20 cars. I told him he needed to move. He said he was keeping everyone at the speed limit. I told him he was a douche. He said it was the law! I wondered why?

Couple years later SC passed the law where the left lane is for passing and it's illegal to hold up traffic. Sent a quick text to my dickhead bro. A great day. Only douchebags sleep in the fast lane.
 
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I started taking this new approach to driving about 5 years ago....it has turned a stressful item into a nothing burger.

I never drive over the speed limit anymore. Im not engaging in road rage. I treat every cutoff, line jumper, and rude person as a friend and/or family member. I dont care about saving 2 minutes on a 30 minunte trip. I dont plot, think about, worry, or even consider my place in line. I just try to be kind on the road like everyone is a close family member. I dont waste energy on that shit anymore, I just dont care. If people fuck up, I just accept they are human.

I promise you, if you take this approach, driving can become a non-stresser. I just leave 5 minutes early and dont care anymore. Somebody thinks I screwed up, I just give them a friendly sorry wave.

I had to change something, because I was on a path to shooting every motherfucker on the road!!! It used to drive me nuts!!!

Ive found other items to stress about.

Drive in the left lane, I dont care anymore, we will all arrive at our destination, maybe 1-2 minutes slower.

I just accept, that somebody loves that other person in that other car, and it is now partly my job to make sure they arrive to their loved ones safely.

I think about all the anger I carried with driving.....its 100% gone! Such a stupid waste of energy.
I wish I could. I'm trying.
 
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I started taking this new approach to driving about 5 years ago....it has turned a stressful item into a nothing burger.

I never drive over the speed limit anymore. Im not engaging in road rage. I treat every cutoff, line jumper, and rude person as a friend and/or family member. I dont care about saving 2 minutes on a 30 minunte trip. I dont plot, think about, worry, or even consider my place in line. I just try to be kind on the road like everyone is a close family member. I dont waste energy on that shit anymore, I just dont care. If people fuck up, I just accept they are human.

I promise you, if you take this approach, driving can become a non-stresser. I just leave 5 minutes early and dont care anymore. Somebody thinks I screwed up, I just give them a friendly sorry wave.

I had to change something, because I was on a path to shooting every motherfucker on the road!!! It used to drive me nuts!!!

Ive found other items to stress about.

Drive in the left lane, I dont care anymore, we will all arrive at our destination, maybe 1-2 minutes slower.

I just accept, that somebody loves that other person in that other car, and it is now partly my job to make sure they arrive to their loved ones safely.

I think about all the anger I carried with driving.....its 100% gone! Such a stupid waste of energy.
I’m pretty close to that with a little less zen. Most of the other drivers are asses stressing over 30 seconds difference in arrival time. I run the speed limit to +5. I get better mileage that way. Leave early enough to get there and don’t stress.
 
I've got some brothers working for Plano PD. I have to go through there to my FD and back home. 22 years of driving U.S. 75. I have told them from Melissa to Plano on that highway, left lane campers are the worst in Plano. Yall would cut down on wrecks if you enforced left lane campers. People get pissed and pass them on the right, and then shit happens. They passed it up the chain of command, but nothing has been done.

The majority of offenders look like they no Habla.
"Any weapons in the car?"
"No."
"Why not? It's dangerous out there!"
 
Well then when faster traffic is coming up behind you get the fuck over. When it passes you can camp in the left lane until more faster traffic comes along. Simple as that. Lurking there is the problem.

Correct. And you'd better do it (i.e. pull over to let them pass)!

One night I was in the left lane on the NJ Turnpike and this car came right up behind be flashing his beems, etc. This was back in my younger, "feistier" days, so I brake checked him slightly. Just a tap, nothing else. He persisted, continuing to flash. I brake checked him again, He persisted again. I did it once more and he still persisted. I said, OK, I'll pull over and let him pass and then I"ll get behind him and "brighten his day" a bit, myself! At least, that's what I thought.

As the car passed me, I got blinded by a really bright light coming from the side of the car. I couldn't see what was going on. I braked a bit but the car also braked with me to keep pace and keep that bright white light right in my face. And, then, I happened to notice some funny little letters on the car's front door. "T-R-O-O-P-E-R."

Thank God, he had somewhere to go, or I'm sure he'd have stopped me. So, after a few more seconds of shining his side light in my face to harrass me, he shut it down and took off in the left lane. Apparently, NJ Troopers think they own the left lane and chase anyone else out of it.

Moral of the story, pull over and let them pass. You don't want that person behind you where they can be truly dangerous. You want them ahead of you where you can keep an eye on them.
 
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Correct. And you'd better do it (i.e. pull over to let them pass)!

One night I was in the left lane on the NJ Turnpike and this car came right up behind be flashing his beems, etc. This was back in my younger, "feistier" days, so I brake checked him slightly. Just a tap, nothing else. He persisted, continuing to flash. I brake checked him again, He persisted again. I did it once more and he still persisted. I said, OK, I'll pull over and let him pass and then I"ll get behind him and "brighten his day" a bit, myself! At least, that's what I thought.

As the car passed me, I got blinded by a really bright light coming from the side of the car. I couldn't see what was going on. I braked a bit but the car also braked with me to keep pace and keep that bright white light right in my face. And, then, I happened to notice some funny little letters on the car's front door. "T-R-O-O-P-E-R."

Thank God, he had somewhere to go, or I'm sure he'd have stopped me. So, after a few more seconds of shining his side light in my face to harrass me, he shut it down and took off in the left lane. Apparently, NJ Troopers think they own the left lane and chase anyone else out of it.

Moral of the story, pull over and let them pass. You don't want that person behind you where they can be truly dangerous. You want them ahead of you where you can keep an eye on them.
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"Any weapons in the car?"
"No."
"Why not? It's dangerous out there!"
Texas law says we don't have to show our LTC, but I still do anyway. The officer instantly knows you're not a felon. Every time "Do you have your firearm with you?"

He can see both my hands and I point straight down at my waist and say "It is in a holster right there."

Almost every time, the reply is "Good, if you don't pull yours, I won't pull mine."

Yes sir.

I was leaving my farm years ago (before I lived on it). A trooper pulled me over for a tail light out on my trailer. That same pistol conversation occurred. And then he said "Are you a LaRue Tactical fan?" I pointed at the LR-308 that was muzzle down, and leaning on the passenger seat. I said "that's just a DPMS, much more affordable than a LaRue. It does a fine job of killing hogs in the sounders." He said "I get it, nothing wrong with that. I'll be back with a warning."
 
Yeah that's I-40 between Lake Havasu and Kingman. Right lane is dogshit
as well as the 10 between Tucson and the CA border.

...and 80 from Nebraska till at least Cheyenne

Driving between Tucson and Phx you get the left lane doing 80( or more) getting bunched up behind someone passing a semi just a few mph faster than the semi. That leads to jackholes passing on the right and then jamming into the line in the left lane, making that line worse, which leads to people passing on the right and jamming in. Repeat till you get off the freeway

If we took my truck, I just slotted in behind one of the semis and life became much simpler.

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What is this truck driving shit? I know I started it, but what the fuck.

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Texas law says we don't have to show our LTC, but I still do anyway. The officer instantly knows you're not a felon. Every time "Do you have your firearm with you?"

He can see both my hands and I point straight down at my waist and say "It is in a holster right there."

Almost every time, the reply is "Good, if you don't pull yours, I won't pull mine."

Yes sir.

I was leaving my farm years ago (before I lived on it). A trooper pulled me over for a tail light out on my trailer. That same pistol conversation occurred. And then he said "Are you a LaRue Tactical fan?" I pointed at the LR-308 that was muzzle down, and leaning on the passenger seat. I said "that's just a DPMS, much more affordable than a LaRue. It does a fine job of killing hogs in the sounders." He said "I get it, nothing wrong with that. I'll be back with a warning."
When did they change that?

When ask for ID. Gov Code Sec. 411.205. Requirement to Display License.If a license holder is carrying a handgun on or about the license holder's person when a magistrate or a peace officer demands that the license holder display identification, the license holder shall display both the license holder's driver's license or identification certificate issued by the department and the license holder's handgun license. Acts 2021, 87th Leg., R.S., Ch. 203 (H.B. 918)

Note: When an Officer ask you for ID you must then give them your Permit/License to Carry, if you are carrying at that time. If you don’t present it at that time you are in violation of Texas law. There is no penalty if you don’t inform them but as a law abiding citizen we must follow the law.
 
When did they change that?

When ask for ID. Gov Code Sec. 411.205. Requirement to Display License.If a license holder is carrying a handgun on or about the license holder's person when a magistrate or a peace officer demands that the license holder display identification, the license holder shall display both the license holder's driver's license or identification certificate issued by the department and the license holder's handgun license. Acts 2021, 87th Leg., R.S., Ch. 203 (H.B. 918)

Note: When an Officer ask you for ID you must then give them your Permit/License to Carry, if you are carrying at that time. If you don’t present it at that time you are in violation of Texas law. There is no penalty if you don’t inform them but as a law abiding citizen we must follow the law.
When did that come about ? When I got my Texas chl fifteen years ago the instructor, a brazoria county detective, said it wasn't required but it was recommended. I've tried to stay up on current laws but maybe I need to study up.

I always handed both id's over in the event I was stopped until a brazoria county deputy almost cleared leather on me when I answered his question as to whether or not I had a gun and where it was located. When I said yes, the dude freaked. Holster came unsnapped, half pulled then he proceeded to yelling at me to keep my hands where he could see them. All the wile, throughout the entire stop my wrists were on top of the steering wheel with my fingers spread as far as I could get them unless instructed to do otherwise. I don't volunteer information anymore.

This led to me sitting on the side of the road for an hour waiting to be on my way, eventually getting my gun returned to me, unloaded, ammo handed back to me loose (revolver) and a lecture about how he'd unloaded it for my safety as well as his own. It was at that point I lost it, gave a lecture of my own and was told "have a nice day" lol, and sent on my way.
 
When did that come about ? When I got my Texas chl fifteen years ago the instructor, a brazoria county detective, said it wasn't required but it was recommended. I've tried to stay up on current laws but maybe I need to study up.

I always handed both id's over in the event I was stopped until a brazoria county deputy almost cleared leather on me when I answered his question as to whether or not I had a gun and where it was located. When I said yes, the dude freaked. Holster came unsnapped, half pulled then he proceeded to yelling at me to keep my hands where he could see them. All the wile, throughout the entire stop my wrists were on top of the steering wheel with my fingers spread as far as I could get them unless instructed to do otherwise. I don't volunteer information anymore.

This led to me sitting on the side of the road for an hour waiting to be on my way, eventually getting my gun returned to me, unloaded, ammo handed back to me loose (revolver) and a lecture about how he'd unloaded it for my safety as well as his own. It was at that point I lost it, gave a lecture of my own and was told "have a nice day" lol, and sent on my way.
When I got mine CHL/LTC in 2010 it was law then.
 
Precisely. I've driven the Autobahn in Germany. I was doing 110mph (Mph not Kph) on the Autobahn. People were passing me. Speed is definitely not the problem. It's distracted driving, and what I like to call, "Impedaphobia..." the fear of being "stuck in the pack" of traffic and not "out in front," leading the pack. People will do stupid and dangerous things to get out in front and not let people pass them, etc. etc.

Also, when driving the Autobahn, remember that diesel trucks drive the same speed no matter where they are in the world (50-60 mph). You have to be careful when rounding corners at top Autobahn speeds because you might come upon a truck and have to dart over into the passing lane real quick to get around it. o_O
The problem besides the obvious distraction/skill

is the speed differential between exits and entrances. In the middle of the country where roads were build with space and proper planning increased speeds are a possibility.

In any heavy populated area (new York, Philly, etc) that has mixed use roads (commercial and non commercial) the exits and entrances do not supply ample room for acceleration and braking zones, before weather and road conditions cause issues.

The grand central parkway was created with a design speed of 45-50 mph. That is one of main roads out of Manhattan. The population centers grew around it closing it in. Approx 160k cars use that road every day. Braking /acceleration zones for exits are prob 2 maybe 3 car length long at best.

Additionally the roads which exits lead to are taken into account. If at the end of a exit ramp there is a heavy travel road with stop lights speeds need to be even lower.

The differential of traffic speed is too much..even if there is not traffic…which is never lol.

Then add in all the states that do not require inspections. In other countries vehicle inspections are mandatory. In the US I think only 15-20 states require them.

While most people may care for their car, we all know 90% of people don’t.

Limiting the max speed, limits a shit box from doing 100 with shot brakes and bald tires which aren’t even speed rated for 100.
 
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It is quite obvious this is a clip from one of those bs reality ride along shows

Not sure what that has to do with the armed comment.

I used to get pulled over quite often for speeding. Still do but less now.

Somewhere about 8 or 9 out of 10 times I get pulled over I don't get a ticket, just a warning. Every time I get pulled over I'm asked if I'm armed, I say yes, they ask where it is, I say on my hip and they say leave it there then walk away, come back and say have a good day, sometimes try to keep the speed down.

One of those times I got pulled over for double digits over the limit I got asked about the gun and said it's in the car but not on me ... unloaded in the bag in the back because I haven't cleaned it from the range trip yesterday. He said "I see, just a sec" and walked back to the cruiser. When he got back the only thing he said to me was "It doesn't do any good if you don't have it on you.", handed me a ticket and walked away ... no have a good day ... no this is your court date ... nothing.
 
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