Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Loni Sanders
I found her cinematic performances very inspirational in my youth. Lovely woman.

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Must have been a re-release, I only saw her on VHS. ;)
 
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You know I think we are among uncultured people. They fail to recognize the most common movie stars like:

Shay Laren
Sasha Grey
Linda Lovelace
Harry Reems
Ron Jeremy
Jenna Jameison
Marilyn Chambers
Traci Lords
Mandingo
Loni Sanders

You guys need to spend more time on Porn Hub and Red Tube.
I stick with PH as royalties still make my McMansion's house payments. Oh and the M5.

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Looks like the Inferno from Goonies.

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The Swedish warship Vasa. It sank in 1628 less than a mile into its maiden voyage and was recovered from the sea floor after 333 years almost completely intact. It is now housed at the Vasa Museum in Stockholm, it is the world's best preserved 17th century ship.
The vessel has come to symbolize Sweden's Great Power Period, when the nation became a major European power and controlled much of the Baltic.
Though not the largest or most heavily armed ship of its time, the 'Vasa' was formidable: The 226-foot, 64-cannon ship could fire a combined weight of more than 650 pounds of shot from one side.
It was designed by the experienced ship maker Henrik Hybertsson, and was initially expected to carry 36 guns aboard the deck. However, the King of Sweden demanded aesthetic perfection at the cost of the ship's stability. When she set sail on her maiden voyage from the castle fortress at Vaxholm on August 10, 1628, Vasa was laden with heavy ornamental decoration and 64 bronze canons.
But the maritime pride of Sweden never saw battle - it was too top-heavy, and it capsized and sank after sailing less than a nautical mile. The Vasa was recovered in 1961, almost entirely intact, and was raised from the ocean after 333 years at the bottom of the sea. It has been displayed in its own museum since 1990, attracting more than a million visitors per year.
 

There's actually a much more "nefarious" version of this joke/meme. Unfortunately, it's "politically incorrect" as it pokes fun of an ethnicity. Without mentioning any specific ethnicity (but you can probably figure out which one)....

A young son (the youngest of 3 children) asked his father, "Why did you name my older brother 'Morning Sun?' " And the father replied, "On the morning he was born, I looked outside the house and saw a beautiful morning sun rising above the hills." The son then asked, "Why did you name my sister, 'Running Brook'?" The father replied, "On the morning your sister was born, I looked outside and marveled at the fantastic running brook in the distance."

"Why d'you bother to ask me, 'Two Dogs F$$$ing?"

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Looks like the Inferno from Goonies.

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The Swedish warship Vasa. It sank in 1628 less than a mile into its maiden voyage and was recovered from the sea floor after 333 years almost completely intact. It is now housed at the Vasa Museum in Stockholm, it is the world's best preserved 17th century ship.
The vessel has come to symbolize Sweden's Great Power Period, when the nation became a major European power and controlled much of the Baltic.
Though not the largest or most heavily armed ship of its time, the 'Vasa' was formidable: The 226-foot, 64-cannon ship could fire a combined weight of more than 650 pounds of shot from one side.
It was designed by the experienced ship maker Henrik Hybertsson, and was initially expected to carry 36 guns aboard the deck. However, the King of Sweden demanded aesthetic perfection at the cost of the ship's stability. When she set sail on her maiden voyage from the castle fortress at Vaxholm on August 10, 1628, Vasa was laden with heavy ornamental decoration and 64 bronze canons.
But the maritime pride of Sweden never saw battle - it was too top-heavy, and it capsized and sank after sailing less than a nautical mile. The Vasa was recovered in 1961, almost entirely intact, and was raised from the ocean after 333 years at the bottom of the sea. It has been displayed in its own museum since 1990, attracting more than a million visitors per year.

Visited there. Amazing. The Vasa, old town Stockholm, and caviar on cheesecake are my three favorite memories.

Thank you,
MrSmith